dumb quotes

[kimpOy]

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress (crush ko pa naman siya)

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

http://www.dumb.com/quotes.htm

[Ungas]

Duh!

[chain]

baka nakakahawa ang ganyan... hehehe

[ts1n1ta]

sabi nga ni Mr Homer Simpson.....


Doh!!

[falken]

[kinyo]

eto latest from melanie marquez ... last sunday lang on mel & joey program, commenting on the current crop of teen-agers :

"They are not self-reliance!"

muntik nang matapon ang kinakain ko .... hahaha

[tinky]

OT: pede ba mag quote ng fellow tsikoteers...he3



kaya lang baka mauna ako sa listahan ni karding

[chain]

eto latest from melanie marquez ... last sunday lang on mel & joey program, commenting on the current crop of teen-agers :

"They are not self-reliance!"

naku, masakit talaga sa ulo yang si Melanie Marquez...

[ILuvDetailing]

sino yan missZ?

[scarab]

....read in a website before that when shaq (o'neal) was doing a tour in china. he was quoted as saying, "china is a country full of chinese".

[tinky]

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

[bleed]

heres something Bush said during his state of the union address:


"They(terrorist) never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - Bush

what a ****ing moron lol :P.

[CtrlAltDel]

This one from US defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld is too confusing as to make me dumb-struck.

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

[bleed]

^^^ WTF?!?! does that mean?! thats in english right? lol...

[BoEinG_747]

Host: Where would you like to travel—what country? What place?

Guest: I am intrigued about going to Mongolia.

Host: Really? What is it that fascinates you about Mongolia? The Mongoloids?

************************************************** *******

HOST: How long do you think your concert will last—until morning?

Guest: It’s hard to say, but we hope it will last late due to the many participation!

(Ano daw?!)

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Host: What have you done to improve your figure?

Guest: Well, I admit, I had liposection.

(One man’s liposuction is another man’s liposection...)

[Bogeyman]

Host to starlet A: Ano ba ang pinagkaiba mo kay (starlet B)?

Starlet A: Mas intelligence ako sa kanya.

:hihihi:

[Sheep]

on a recent episode of extra challenge

gay1: use your toes?
gay2: ano yung toes?
diana zubiri: toes! tuhod yun!


tapos kumanta pa sya ng my toes my knees bago naalala kung ano ang toes


ayus!

[nugundam93]

di bale. i'll just stare at diana z's front bumpers while she sings that. :rofl:

[Heretic]

heres something Bush said during his state of the union address:


"They(terrorist) never stop thinking of ways of harming America, and neither do we." - Bush

what a ****ing moron lol :P.

Some more "Bushisms:"

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 20, 2005

"And the second way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is — doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

[bleed]

thanks Heretic that made my day :lol:.