Do You Spokening English?

**roninblade** · April 27th, 2005 11:51 AM

how about this, has nothing to do with grammar, but this is what we heard way back in high school from a teacher who was so mad at a group of students...

you, you, and you... report to the guidance office tomorrow, RIGHT NOW!

weheheheheh.

**Stuckinstock** · April 27th, 2005 11:56 AM

From an ROTC officer way back in college..

"DRROOOPPP!!!!! You, You and You! both of you three!"

**ess** · April 27th, 2005 12:24 PM

problems with verb tense:

Please keep the door close.
You will be fine 500 pesos.

**baurtwellXUV** · April 27th, 2005 12:36 PM

ano ba yang english n yan!

**Ibaloi** · April 27th, 2005 12:54 PM

Here's my share:
1. Repair shops across the country:"We specialized in....."
2. Open/close your computer, when they mean turning it on or off. As with the case with lights: "open/close the lights".
3. The "na" extension so common among teen boppers " You keep it...NA! (Lintek, ok na sana yung english)
4. CONO Talk
5. Fact: Starbucks make people speak English suddenly.
6. Jeepney mud guard :"It's hurts if I'm not the First".
7. T-Shirt : " I is in College"

Want more? Go to www.engrish.com and you'll see more funny stuff by our Asian neighbors.

**kiper** · April 30th, 2005 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Ibaloi

Here's my share:
5. Fact: Starbucks make people speak English suddenly.

Hindi pa ko nag-english dun pag nag oorder.

**mrpink** · May 30th, 2005 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by kiper

Hindi pa ko nag-english dun pag nag oorder.

haha .. ganyan din ako .. i-inglesin ko muna mga kasama ko .. "what are you getting?" .. tapos pag-harap ko sa barista .. "isang kopi op da day" ..

**ILuvDetailing** · April 27th, 2005 12:58 PM

Full-Out instead of Pull-Out. Yan ang spokening english ng secretary namin. Pati spelling ganon din

hehehe

**nicolodeon** · April 27th, 2005 01:14 PM

Nung nasa Japan ako, may clothing stora na ito ang marquee:

"We Support Your Socks Life".

Lahat ng klaseng kulay ata ng medyas, meron sila.

**empy** · April 27th, 2005 01:25 PM

what is correct english anymore? you go on the most reputable tv stations, newspapers or websites here in the US and you'll find typos and grammar mistakes all over the place. yes, i'm talking NBC, CNN, ESPN.

although the best one i heard recently was a pinay yelling at her white boyfriend/husband --> "keep shut!"

nalito siguro kung "shut up" or "keep quiet" yung sasabihin