Do the Math (A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G)

**kinyo** · September 9th, 2007 01:21 AM

no, its not 118, it should be 127%

so yes, if you can't add properly, you really need some asskissing to get you forward

**chua_riwap** · September 9th, 2007 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by kinyo

no, its not 118, it should be 127%

so yes, if you can't add properly, you really need some asskissing to get you forward

So if he is an ass kisser, ano tawag sa kanya? Ass **le?

**kinyo** · September 9th, 2007 03:02 AM

assh*le would be his boss ... because an assh*le boss is the only one capable of hiring an asskissing employee who couldn't do addition

**oldblue** · September 9th, 2007 03:13 AM

although funny as it may seem, totoo talaga 'to.

it's like the parable of the prodigal son.

**empy** · September 9th, 2007 06:18 AM

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

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XYLOPHONE = 24+25+12+15+16+8+15+14+5 = 134% :clap:

**empy** · September 9th, 2007 06:19 AM

this should be good... :popcorn:

Originally Posted by oldblue

although funny as it may seem, totoo talaga 'to.

it's like the parable of the prodigal son.

ano yung connectment ng asskissing sa parable of prodigal son?

**oldblue** · September 10th, 2007 11:54 PM

you've got two sons. one's hardworking and very knowledgeable. (two words from above)

the other one likes to bullshit and to ass-kiss his father to forgive him after experiencing all the fun in the world, alak, bisyo, baba, mana

and still he's forgiven.

actually, the above is just a lesson for all of us.

no matter how hardworking and intelligent that we try to prove ourselves to our parents, our peers, our masters, our bosses, if we prove it in a manner like "hey in your face I did it! "
balewala yan

coz in the end, the boss, the parent, the master will always favor the one who does not prove them wrong.

therefor mas malaki talaga points ng ASSKISSING and BULLSHITTING

**van_wilder** · September 11th, 2007 09:21 AM

***y Time

19+5+24+25+20+9+13+5 = 120%

**Nell** · September 11th, 2007 10:26 AM

BUTT KICKING
[SIZE=3]2+21+20+20+11+9+3+11+9+14+7 [/SIZE]=127

ASS KISSING
[SIZE=3]1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7[/SIZE]= 127

So, would you rather kick some butt or kiss some ass?

**Ry_Tower** · May 31st, 2011 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by explorer

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Galing naman neytoh!