Do the Math (A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G)

[mayana]

A friend sent the following email. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you!
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Don’t you just love it?

[Galant_VR_94]

Nice!

[MXFX]

it is a good attempt, but it may be better to leave off the mathematical viewpoint part .

[Yoda]

Kaya pala hindi ako napo-promote e, been doing it the wrong way!

[kinyo]

ASSKISSING = 118?

tsk tsk ... yeah right ... this is what bopol-sa-math learn about math ... they can't even add properly

[sea.piper]

Add ko lang ito

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101

At ito pa

Beauty of math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
987654321 x 9 - 1 = 8888888888
9876543210 x 9 - 2 = 88888888888

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

[explorer]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[pajerokid]

hahaha!!! cant wait till my boss sees this!

[Galant_VR_94]

Ok to ah! Wala na palang impact ang knowledge and hardwork!Hehehe!

[iamkristopher]

118% guaranteed!

[kinyo]

no, its not 118, it should be 127%

so yes, if you can't add properly, you really need some asskissing to get you forward

[chua_riwap]

no, its not 118, it should be 127%

so yes, if you can't add properly, you really need some asskissing to get you forward

So if he is an ass kisser, ano tawag sa kanya? Ass **le?

[kinyo]

assh*le would be his boss ... because an assh*le boss is the only one capable of hiring an asskissing employee who couldn't do addition

[oldblue]

although funny as it may seem, totoo talaga 'to.

it's like the parable of the prodigal son.

[empy]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

---------
XYLOPHONE = 24+25+12+15+16+8+15+14+5 = 134% :clap:

[empy]

this should be good... :popcorn:

although funny as it may seem, totoo talaga 'to.

it's like the parable of the prodigal son.

ano yung connectment ng asskissing sa parable of prodigal son?

[oldblue]

you've got two sons. one's hardworking and very knowledgeable. (two words from above)

the other one likes to bullshit and to ass-kiss his father to forgive him after experiencing all the fun in the world, alak, bisyo, baba, mana

and still he's forgiven.

actually, the above is just a lesson for all of us.

no matter how hardworking and intelligent that we try to prove ourselves to our parents, our peers, our masters, our bosses, if we prove it in a manner like "hey in your face I did it! "
balewala yan

coz in the end, the boss, the parent, the master will always favor the one who does not prove them wrong.

therefor mas malaki talaga points ng ASSKISSING and BULLSHITTING

[van_wilder]

***y Time

19+5+24+25+20+9+13+5 = 120%

[Nell]

BUTT KICKING
[SIZE=3]2+21+20+20+11+9+3+11+9+14+7 [/SIZE]=127

ASS KISSING
[SIZE=3]1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7[/SIZE]= 127

So, would you rather kick some butt or kiss some ass?

[Ry_Tower]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Galing naman neytoh!