Day of Rapture May 21 ,2011

[renzo_d10]

Excited na ko dito. :hihihi:

[uls]

hey believers out there... you won't have any need for money na tomorrow diba?

give away all your money na... bilis

[Monseratto]

http://mousebreath.com/2011/05/17/wo...d-on-may-21st/

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[Ry_Tower]

signs of the rupture:
- Lady Gaga is the most powerful celeb according to Forbes
- Justin B. is third.

hehehehe

wowoweee is the number 1 TV show

[chua_riwap]

^^^^

hahaha

may naisip ako tao coz of that sign

yep! she should do it NOW!
may ilang oras pa siyang nalalabi........
&.....maybe look for that guy who's having some problem w/ orgasm (from the other thread).

[sugarkane]

I am going to have *** with only guy in my lifetime and nothing is going to change that. Kahit end of the world pa.

[uls]

^^^^

nobody said naman you're gonna have *** with more than 1 guy

actually you might NOT even get to have *** if the world's gonna end tomorrow

how much time have you got?

you say can't have premarital ***

so you gotta get married first

but you don't even have a boyfriend

only a soon-to-be boyfriend according to your post in another thread

so if the world will end tomorrow, you gotta meet up with your soon-to-be-boyfriend, become his girlfriend, get married, then f#ck

you gotta do all of that in less than 24 hours

good luck

hahaha

[myk384]

This is BS. That same guy who predicted that the world would end tommorow is the same guy who predicted last Sept 1994. Epic fail and it will hit him and his followers hard. Now who's laughing??

:rotfl:

[sugarkane]

Pag end of the world na tomorrow sorry na lang ako. So the world can't end yet. hehehe.

[chua_riwap]

as of this posting....it's already 10:33PM sa manila.
ilang oras na lang.......:pope::pope: