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    October 7th, 2005 04:30 PM #1
    At dawn the telephone rings...

    "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"

    "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

    "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

    "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"

    "That's the one."

    "Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh
    well...
    what did he die from?"

    "From eating rotten meat."

    "Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"

    "Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

    "Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"

    "Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that
    work
    pulling the water cart."

    "Are you insane? What water cart?"

    "The one we used to put out the fire."

    "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

    "The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on
    fire."

    "What the...!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the
    candle for???"

    "For the funeral."

    "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"

    "Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought
    she
    was a thief, so I shot her."
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    October 7th, 2005 05:07 PM #2
    One hell of a joke!! Ha ha ha
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    October 7th, 2005 05:10 PM #3
    heheh good one
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    October 7th, 2005 06:26 PM #4
    amf. *gulong gulong gulong*
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    October 7th, 2005 06:58 PM #5
    ok to a
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    October 7th, 2005 07:03 PM #6
    haha..nice one
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    October 7th, 2005 07:26 PM #7
    :lol:

    It looks like theyre gonna have another funeral soonafter.
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    January 6th, 2007 11:22 PM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by pajerokid View Post
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    It looks like theyre gonna have another funeral soonafter.
    hahahaha..maybe for the master ...or for the caretaker? Oppss..old stuff again....anyway.....hehehehe
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    October 7th, 2005 07:32 PM #9
    hahahahaha oks na oks!!!
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    October 7th, 2005 07:37 PM #10
    HARHARHARHARHARAHRARHARHARHAR!!!!

    neverending na bad news yon.....
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