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    June 26th, 2014 03:23 PM #1
    Boycott all Made-in-China....



    June 25, 2014 | by Justine Alford


    A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

    The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

    According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

    Read more at Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital | IFLScience
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    June 26th, 2014 04:58 PM #2
    Meron bang portable version for personal use? Hehe

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    June 26th, 2014 06:33 PM #3
    Useless contraption. Takes all the fun away from donating.:D

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    June 26th, 2014 06:42 PM #4
    In a couple of months, meron na cdr-king nyan.....

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    June 26th, 2014 06:45 PM #5
    ginawa sanang shape na parang nakatuwad para naman may inspiration. LOL
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    June 27th, 2014 10:38 AM #6
    double post
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    June 27th, 2014 10:39 AM #7
    That episode of Big Bang Theory about Wolowitz and the robotic arm comes to mind: so you fell into the arm, by accident...pen_s first? :D

    Amazing to think that China still needs help making babies.

    tingin ko lalangawin to. i struggle to think who would prefer this above wifey/GF doing the "extraction" :naughty3:


    Even if you don't have a wife/GF, you can go DIY -- along with Tori Black, Maria Ozawa, Stoya. ...the list goes on and on
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    June 27th, 2014 10:41 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by xninjax View Post
    ginawa sanang shape na parang nakatuwad para naman may inspiration. LOL
    i've seen a lot of wood furniture/carvings shaped like a lady's bum. dendrophilia anyone?
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    June 27th, 2014 02:19 PM #9
    Mas okay naman un mga chinitang nurse nalang mag extract nyan sperm, may option pa un pasyente kung by hand or.. verbal LOL
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    June 27th, 2014 02:23 PM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Calistro View Post
    Mas okay naman un mga chinitang nurse nalang mag extract nyan sperm, may option pa un pasyente kung by hand or.. verbal LOL
    panong verbal? mag talk dirty sayo yun nurse
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