Asteroid hitting earth in one hour....

[onat_1]

ok here is the scenario,a gigantic asteroid about the size of china about to hit the earth in about one hour surely will kill all living things,your in your office,classroom,mall,cafeteria,or in front of your computer(naka log in sa tsikot syempre)ano ang gagawin mo?

A)call your wife and family kung na sa office ka and tell them you love them so much,or dash out of the office and hurry home kahit anong mangyari.

B)mag shoplift ka bagay na hindi mo pa ginagawa kahit kailan.

C)eat out till you die.(your dead in one hour anyways so why not )

D)say good bye to all tsikoteers,or pagmumurahin mo ang lahat ng troll

E)have *** with anybody (last chance):naughty2:

F)beat the living hell out of your teacher you hated the most


ako,kung nasa trabaho ako,i will jump in my car uuwi ako kahit na anong mangyari makapiling ko lang ang pamilya ko yayakapin ko sila hangang sa huli.at syempre magpapaalam sa lahat ng mga tsikoteers kahit hindi ko kayo kilala ng personal

[oldblue]

many will choose A then E

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but what I will really do is get my map of entrance to hollow earth, get my family and bring them to a secret place where the vimanas is parked, ride it and proceed to hollow earth

[v6dreamer]

If an Asteroid hit earth w/ the size of China there is no way you can jump in your office or drive your car going back to your family or even make love the most beautiful woman in the office. Earth will disintegrate in a matter of seconds perhaps much faster than you can see. The kinetic impact w/ this size of an Asteroid is comparable to 100,000,000,000 times than HIROSHIMA it could erase earth in the solar system.

[VtEC]

wow parang deep impact the movie yan a.

so i still have one hour to do everything.
first half hour, option E, then the rest for option A.




[SIZE=3]Goodbye earth after that.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]can't really imagine what will remain after the impact.[/SIZE]

[CVT]

Paniguradong chaos sa kalye niyan....

Assuming that telecommunication lines are still working,- option A ako....

4202:banned:

[wren]

option G: hop into my home-made spaceship, pick up adriana lima and megan fox, and zoom into outer space. someone has to save our species from extinction and re-populate the galaxy.

[empy]

wow parang deep impact the movie yan a.

sasabihin ko din yan eh...wala bang G) round up a bunch of astronauts led by Bruce Willis and have them take up a nuclear weapon?

[Syuryuken]

wow parang deep impact the movie yan a.

so i still have one hour to do everything.
first half hour, option E, then the rest for option A.

Abay yan din nasa isip ko

[Grimlock]

Sir, what is vimanas?

many will choose A then E

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but what I will really do is get my map of entrance to hollow earth, get my family and bring them to a secret place where the vimanas is parked, ride it and proceed to hollow earth

[shadow]

will re-read all OB's multi billions copy & paste posts baka meron doon yun map na sinasabi niya....

[ghosthunter]

Option [G] : send Astronaut Bruce Willis and his motley crew to blow up the asteroid with a couple of nukes.

and in the meantime, while we are waiting ... Option [E]. :***:

[Galactus]

Log-on sa tsikot at i-PM ko si OB and beg him to please include me and my family sa hollow earth para maligtas kaming lahat...

[cablespy]

waaaahhhh!

I'd run over scooters and beat up jeepney drivers.

[NazQ]

malamang wala rin ako magawa since one hour na lang.. kung sino na kasama ko at that time un na talga makakasama ko mamatay. reasons:

- cellphone lines will be clogged
- traffic will be gridlocked
- internet will be down
- if im in the office, elevator will be turned off. its gonna take almost an hour to get down to the ground floor since everybody will be scampering to get out of the building using the fire escape. so.. meh. wag na lang..

i think im just gonna wait it out, make my peace and pray that i'll still be with my loveones in the afterlife.. sana na lang may food or beer ako kahit paano para maka relax...

also i think i'll watch tv kung may kuryente pa.. :D

[GasJunkie]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[yuichi]

ako malamang puro E pipiliin ko:***:

[niky]

option G: hop into my home-made spaceship, pick up adriana lima and megan fox, and zoom into outer space. someone has to save our species from extinction and re-populate the galaxy.

I like this option best!

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You know, whatever we say, we're all probably going to do option A, and then, since a phone call will only take like five minutes, go straight to option T...

Log on to tsikot and post in the shoutbox till we're all vaporized... aminin... puro addik naman kayo... di kayo aalis sa computer kahit may asteroid! Bwahahaha!

[empy]

Log on to tsikot and post in the shoutbox till we're all vaporized... aminin... puro addik naman kayo... di kayo aalis sa computer kahit may asteroid! Bwahahaha!

may Tcash kaya sa afterlife?


[shadow] Tcash :drool: [/shadow]

[funkngruvn]

siguro option A na lang..

pero magagawa nyo pa kaya yung E kapag alam nyong mamatay na kayo? nakakanerbyos yun ah..

[badsekktor]

last night napanood ko sa national geographic about comets hitting earth. Kahit papano marami na pala tayo alam about comets and asteroids. There is also a test sa isang asteroid kung mawawala sa orbit kapag binangga ng impactor.

anyway, fyi according to the documentary, there was an asteroid that almost hit earth. i'm not sure kung last year or 2005 and it has a size of 800 meters in diameter. they said that it is almost a hit comparing it to 2 planes missing each other's path just by 2 seconds...

para di ot. kulang siguro 1 oras para makauwi sa family ko. malamang clogged din phonelines and internet. siguro choice E ako. dami pa naman chikas dito sa ofis!