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    1.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    2.Movie nudity is virtually always female.
    3.You know stuff about tanks.
    4.A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    5.UAAP Basketball.
    6.You don't have to monitor your friends *** lives.
    7.Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
    8.You can open all your own jars.
    9.Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
    10.Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
    11.When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stop at every shot of someone crying.
    12.Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    13.All your orgasms are real.
    14.A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite ***.
    15.Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
    16.You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
    17.You understand why 'Stripes' is funny.
    18.You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
    19.Your last name stays put.
    20.You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
    21.When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
    22.You can kill your own food.
    23.The garage is all yours.
    24.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    25.You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
    26.Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
    27.You never have to clean the toilet.
    28.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
    29.*** means never worrying about your reputation.
    30.Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    31.If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    32.Your underwear is Php250 for a three pack.
    33.The UAAPCheerleading Championship
    34.None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
    35.You don't have to shave below your neck.
    36.You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.
    37.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
    38.You can write your name in the sand.
    39.You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
    40.Everything on your face stays its original color.
    41.Chocolate is just another snack.
    42.You can be president.
    43.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
    44.Flowers fix everything.
    45.You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
    46.You get to think about *** 90% of your waking hours.
    47.You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
    48.Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
    49.You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
    50.You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
    51.Foreplay is optional.
    52.Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
    53.Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    54.You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    55.You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
    56.You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
    57.Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    58.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    59.You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking. "He must be mad at me".
    60.The world is your urinal.
    61.You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
    62.You get to jump up and slap stuff.
    63.Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    64.One mood, all the time.
    65.You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
    66.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too scary.
    67.You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
    68.You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
    69.Same work....more pay.
    70.Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
    71.You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
    72.Wedding Dress Php30,00; Tux rental Php3,000.
    73.You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
    74.With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
    75.You don't mooch off others' desserts.
    76.If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    77.The remote is yours and yours alone.
    78.People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    79.ESPN's Sports Center.
    80.You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
    81.Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
    82.You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
    83.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
    84.You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
    85.If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends "you've changed".
    86.Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
    87.You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
    88.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
    99.Baywatch
    100.There is always a game on somewhere.



    well said ang # 70 :mrgreen:



    :D :D :D

  2. Join Date
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    sir... tinatamad magbasa ng mahaba lahat ng men of tsikot... n dis is something that makes men "ungreat!" hehehe peace out! :mrgreen:

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    I read it all....but 89-98 seems missing???

    Great stuff :lol: :lol:

    Honestly, did you really caught that fish? or was it a photo op?

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    wildthing, maybe it's for u guys to complete...

  5. Join Date
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    Quote Originally Posted by wildthing
    I read it all....but 89-98 seems missing???

    Great stuff :lol: :lol:

    Honestly, did you really caught that fish? or was it a photo op?
    oo nga ano? 89 to 98 were missing. aminin nyo na, sino kumuha? :mrgreen:

    wildthing>>>it was really caught by..........Indonesian fiherman and sold to us for 45,000 rupias (about 50USD). very cheap for 80kg Marlin. :D I'll post some more pics in this page :P


    Gretrz>>>nakakatmad tlagang basahin yung 100 items, pati nga ako tinamad ng i-exacto sa 100. :oops:
    hanapin ko pa yung resource ko sa internet. :mrgreen:

    fish bungee jumping


    put me down


    photo ops


    needs plenty of briquettes

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    #6
    bakit ayaw umakyat sa forum index to?:?:

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    dagdag lang:

    a) we don't have menstruation
    b) we don't have PMS
    c) we don't get pregnant

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    #8
    HELL YEAH!!!!! :twisted:

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    we all get to do what we want.. kung walang asawa.. ehehehe..:mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiper18
    we all get to do what we want.. kung walang asawa.. ehehehe..:mrgreen:

    kip, maski merong asawa pwede. hwag lang papahuli... :wink:






















    at kung mahuli. hwag aamin.... :lol:

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