Quote Originally Posted by Jun aka Pekto
That's why I'll never ever go to jail. I don't want to end up as some honey for a guy who looks like Bluto. Being bent over every night....... the horror! Thinking about it is almost as bad as Lorena Bobbitt doing her thing to my thing.......

Edit: Anyway, I don't spend too much time ogling someone's wife or GF (kinda like a used car; why bother?) . They're automatically off-limits to me. Actually, I try not to stare at women in general. But, if they do sit next to me, oh yeah. If they have that "bagong ligo" freshness, panay higop na ko ng mabango scent. At least that's what I did when I was in the Philippines.

If ever you end up in jail, don't pick up the soap!!!!!

We can rant and rave all we want here in the Philippines about the catcalls and wolf whistles and butt pinching but in Europe especially in Italy it's the norm.

In fact, the Italian women get upset if no one would even give them a fleeting glance... It's normal for Italian men to pinch ladies' bottoms, be it a fellow Italian or a foreign visitor... I should know; as a medical officer of a cruise line a lot of our Filipina crew come back to the ship sobbing and said that they were whistled at and their bottoms pinched... My fellow officers who happened to be Brits and Dutch laughed and explained to them that it is actually a complement...

The bottom line is: Different strokes for different folks... To quote the penguin in Madagascar: "Just smile and wave boys... Just smile and wave..."