That's why I'll never ever go to jail. I don't want to end up as some honey for a guy who looks like Bluto. Being bent over every night....... the horror!

Thinking about it is almost as bad as Lorena Bobbitt doing her thing to my thing.......
Edit: Anyway, I don't spend too much time ogling someone's wife or GF (kinda like a used car; why bother?) . They're automatically off-limits to me. Actually, I try not to stare at women in general. But, if they do sit next to me, oh yeah. If they have that "bagong ligo" freshness, panay higop na ko ng mabango scent. At least that's what I did when I was in the Philippines.