this reminds me of the stupid advise of my bro-in-law, when our vehicle had no plate # yet. "pag pinara ka ng enforcer, wag kang huminto, wala ka pa namang plate # eh, di ka mahuhuli"

though this also reminds me of the show "americas stupidest criminals" where most of cases where just a simple traffic violation, which escalates into a police car chase, which ends with the traffic violator being apprehended and landing in jail.