Ogags talaga mga pulis dyan. Nakotongan din ako dyan but the cops
who did it employed a most unusual style.
I was a pedestrian and not a motorist in this incident. I was walking
from Cityland to Cash-and-Carry where my car was parked. After I crossed
the railroad tracks and was approaching the cemented walkway under the
flyover, I absent-mindedly threw my cigarette butt sa tabi ng gutter.
Sinita agad ako nung MAPSA enforcer re "littering" daw. He told me to go
to the Makati patrol car parked under the flyover.
Pag approach ko sa mobil, nakadungaw na yung pulis sa passenger seat (dalawa sila sa harap). He gave me a very warm smile and said: "Halika brod, pasok ka muna sa loob." Pag pasok ko sa likuran, napansin ko ang daming Playboy and Penthouse magazines na nakakalat sa backseat. The cop with a warm smile handed me a magazine and said: "Sige brod magbasa-basa ka muna. Tingnan mo ang ganda ng mga chiching dyan!" And then he added: "Alam mo, mabigatyang kasong littering, one thousand ang fine at may 2-days community service pa. Kung gusto mo, magbasa-basa ka muna at magpahinga (the aircon was on)ka muna dito sa loob.Konting donasyon lang kahit P200 ipit mo na lang dyan sa magazine pag tapos ka na."
When I nodded my assent, the cop again gave me the sweetest of smiles. They both got off and joined the MAPSA enforcer around 20 meters away,leaving me all alone inside the police car.After mga 5 minutes of browsing thruthe magazines, kinuha ko na yung wallet ko but instead of P200, beinte (P20) petot lang inipit ko sa magazine.
Pag baba ko nag "thumbs-up" ako sa kanila. Kaway/saludo naman yung tatlong kumag sa akin. I walked away at a brisk pace always looking over my shoulder at them. Kung bumalik agad yung pulis sa kotse niya to check the magazine,talagang babanatan ko na ng takbo! Buti naman tuloy-tuloy lang yung kwentuhan nila until I rounded the corner to Cash-and-Carry.
For the past years hindi na ako dumadaan dyan sa corner ng Buendia and
Osmena hwy. Baka ma-mukhaan pa ako nung 2 pulis na yun at ipa-salvage
ako! I'd pay a fortune just to see the look on their faces pag bukas
nila nung magazine at et-neb ang nalalglag! bwahahahaha!


BTW, this happened quite a few years back. Mukhang totoy pa ako noon at
walang kamuwang-muwang. Maybe tinitignan din nang pulis kung sino ang
kaya nilang paandaran ng ganitong modus.
