Parang variant yan ng nabasa ko dito sa tsikot dating dati pa...

The one where the moron who swiped the parking slot said to the one whom he swiped the slot from, "It's nice to be fast." to which the other party responded by crashing his car against the idiot's car, then threw him a calling card and said, "It's nice to be rich."

Still never fails to put a smile on my face.