My car, my rules!

[Roden Villegas]

Isa sa mga pinaka kinaiinisan ko ay yung biglang may mga dadaanan pa pala.

Prepared ka to go from point A to point B. Even mapped out sa ulo mo yung ruta tapos in mid of the drive biglang "si ganito daanan natin" "punta lang tayo saglit sa ganito may bibilihin lang" " si ganito sasama daw daanan natin"

Punyemas! Di pa sabihin bago umalis na may mga pupuntahan pa.

One more, yung kung kelan nakapark na saka pa lang magsisipag retouch. :D Lalo na kung napagod ka na kakaikot paghahanap ng parking. "Tagal natin naghanap ng parking di pa kayo nakapag polbo!" Sabay baba para mapressure sila :D

[bugsmobile]

Our office is near the bank where we have an account, so I know all the tellers in that branch. One time while going home, I saw them walking on the street, sinabay ko na sila. Then when I got home, I noticed may blood dun sa back seat. Hassle, nagkaron yata yung isa sa mga tellers. Buti na lang leather seat at napunassan ko kagad.

[makyong]

Pag nag papa sundo yung Tita kong balik-bayan, pag galing probinsya, lageng may dalang bagoong at mga daing na mga isda..
May gad![emoji13]


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[benchman]

Pag nag papa sundo yung Tita kong balik-bayan, pag galing probinsya, lageng may dalang bagoong at mga daing na mga isda..
May gad![emoji13]


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aaaaaaaaaw!
yan ang kasarapan sa pick up, ala! dun yan sa likod! pero with matching batya/timba na sahod pa rin syempre hehe

[forceG]

aaaaaaaaaw!
yan ang kasarapan sa pick up, ala! dun yan sa likod! pero with matching batya/timba na sahod pa rin syempre hehe

Kalingan boyscout always may coleman sa likod..


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[benchman]

minsan nagkakabiglaan din eh, pero kung walang dala cooler/timba, no isda.

[forceG]

minsan nagkakabiglaan din eh, pero kung walang dala cooler/timba, no isda.

Yes your right.. Mahirap talaga biglaan.. I remembered when my hipag planned to cook caldereta for house blessing, i never expected na almost 10kg pala ang beef, blood stains sa matting ang result, thats why aside from trunk tray may cooler na lagi sa likod or the transparent plstic box container.


_/_/_/The more things are forbidden.. The more popular they become. _/_/_/


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[carguy101]

rules ko naman sa car ko:
1. no smoking windows up man yan or windows down, pero pwede mag vape windows up or down, wag lng masyado makapal ang usok na wala nako makita

2. pwede kumain but no smelly foods and no kalat

3. bawal malikot, if in any case na may magbukas ng bintana for no reason at may gawing kalokohan strike 1 na yun... strike 2 baba agad. wala ako pake kung saan tayo kung sabihin ko baba, baba!

4. bawal mag overload, dont bother asking me kung pwede sunduin si ganun or si ganyan kapag lima na tayo sa kotse. hindi taxi ang kotse ko

5. bawal kalikutin ang ano mang component sa loob ng kotse, ako lng. or ask permission first

6. bawal magiwan ng kalat sa kotse ko

7. be gentle sa pag bukas at sara ng pinto, minsan meron dyan yung bargas magbukas naputol tuloy yung door handle sa loob

8. dont bother asking me kung pwede bang i-drive ang car ko, unang una di mo kotse. second i dont drive your cars and i dont ask if i could drive it so dont ask me!


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[dr. d]

rules ko naman sa car ko:
1. no smoking windows up man yan or windows down, pero pwede mag vape windows up or down, wag lng masyado makapal ang usok na wala nako makita

2. pwede kumain but no smelly foods and no kalat

3. bawal malikot, if in any case na may magbukas ng bintana for no reason at may gawing kalokohan strike 1 na yun... strike 2 baba agad. wala ako pake kung saan tayo kung sabihin ko baba, baba!

4. bawal mag overload, dont bother asking me kung pwede sunduin si ganun or si ganyan kapag lima na tayo sa kotse. hindi taxi ang kotse ko

5. bawal kalikutin ang ano mang component sa loob ng kotse, ako lng. or ask permission first

6. bawal magiwan ng kalat sa kotse ko

7. be gentle sa pag bukas at sara ng pinto, minsan meron dyan yung bargas magbukas naputol tuloy yung door handle sa loob

8. dont bother asking me kung pwede bang i-drive ang car ko, unang una di mo kotse. second i dont drive your cars and i dont ask if i could drive it so dont ask me!


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heh heh heh.

[MR_BIG18]

errr... are these rules posted in your car, po?
katakut naman...
heh heh.

All of the above plus bawal umutot

[dr. d]

actually, i was about to post that i have seen these similar rules before, in our school bus back in the 60s.

[dr. d]

All of the above plus bawal umutot

well, no one ever admitted to the deed.
so, we devised a foolproof method... "tok tok palatok... sinigang..."

[carguy101]

well its human nature lng naman siguro na umutot, sana lng buksan na lng ng umutot yung bintana para lumabas ang fumes


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[forceG]

well its human nature lng naman siguro na umutot, sana lng buksan na lng ng umutot yung bintana para lumabas ang fumes


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Somehow it could turn in to a funny moment.. We did a farting game with my daughter before.. Which makes wifey very angry, but when she explodes.. All windows down...


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[carguy101]

Somehow it could turn in to a funny moment.. We did a farting game with my daughter before.. Which makes wifey very angry, but when she explodes.. All windows down...


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thats why i dont complain that much when someone farts in the car, because if the time comes na ako naman umutot we dont know if its deadly ba or not [emoji23]


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[ninjababez]

well its human nature lng naman siguro na umutot, sana lng buksan na lng ng umutot yung bintana para lumabas ang fumes


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ditto
ang badtrip yung mga cab drivers na puch* 2 nalang kami sa cab deadma pa! O_o

[MR_BIG18]

ditto
ang badtrip yung mga cab drivers na puch* 2 nalang kami sa cab deadma pa! O_o

I do that to the wife and daugther, prank them by locking all windows, in a count of 3 youll hear daddddddddy!!!! In unison

[remzam]

I do that to the wife and daugther, prank them by locking all windows, in a count of 3 youll hear daddddddddy!!!! In unison

Hahaha that's hilarious!


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[dr. d]

thats why i dont complain that much when someone farts in the car, because if the time comes na ako naman umutot we dont know if its deadly ba or not [emoji23]


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so we don't complain. not even a mention of a hint.
but who among us rolls down the window without explanation to the other passengers?

[carguy101]

so we don't complain. not even a mention of a hint.
but who among us rolls down the window without explanation to the other passengers?

there are many types of farts, the loud one but not smelly, the silent but deadly, and vice versa. if ako i smell something, kahit hindi ako ang nag flatulate, i open the windows right away.

well, the excuses my passengers make when they open a window is: "ang baho sino umutot?" even if that passenger is most likely the suspect.

we have all agreed not to try to investigate anymore because the more important thing is to get that smell out (if any)


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