Quote Originally Posted by OTEP View Post
In the same article I mentioned, the writer claimed that SPORTAGE is a name owned by SUZUKI!

Yeah, right and I'm the Queen of England.
For your mortification (I found this funny enough to save on my Phone):

Quote Originally Posted by Weekends, published by Fairnews Media
Getting the Best Price for your Used Cars

You can get the best price for your used car only when a new cars of the same model is being sold at the highest price. If a manufacturer gives discounted prices for a new car of the same model, you can't sell your car at the best price. In other words, the best time to sell your used car is when the prices for the model you have are at the highest. Hence, the important factor that affects the price of a used car is the price of a new car of that model you own. So it is better to wait until the price of a new car of your model goes up rather than selling it when the manufacturer gives discounts for a new car of your model....... cut.
There's more, but that's the funniest. When I was reading that, I was thinking: "I am MojoJojo. That is my name. By which I mean, that is what people call me. These are the words they use when referring to me, because this is what I am called.... blah blah blah."

Errh... translated?

Quote Originally Posted by Translation
Getting the Best Price for Your Used Car

You can sell your car at a high price if the brand new version is being sold at a high price. If they're selling it on discount, you can't get a good price for your car.
But the guy was probably being paid by the word. I can't believe I actually found a writer more long-winded than me.