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    #21
    why not trick-out/soup-up an Army half-track surplus na lang? kabitan ng 4 na rotating 50mm vulcan cannons sa itaas using depleted uranium ammunition, tapos may re-loadable M-72 LAWS dispenser (front and back) at argon laser system.

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    #22
    seriously... I am thinking of installing a small compressed-air or co2 powered pellet gun and fired using the car horn button (normal car horn can still be used/selected via a toggle switch).

    Seems simple enough to work... a solenoid motor (used for door power locks) used to pull the trigger. The pellet gun is already a semi-automatic so reloading for the next shot is not a problem. The pistol size is small & compact enough to be installed just behind the bumper and not be noticable. Heck! you can even wire it to fire at the same time you beep your horn to cover up the noise it makes when it fires a shot.
    Last edited by ghosthunter; February 23rd, 2006 at 02:20 PM.

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    #23
    I wouldn't call my car weapons evil because I will only use it to counter evil persons on the road.

    If I think wacky, I will install a big hand to swat away jay-walkers and spank the asses of those peeing in public. I will also put a spring-activated boxing glove filled with metal to hit PUV drivers who stop in the middle of the road. And yes, both devices will be useful against MMDA, MAPSA and all other kotong crooks.

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    #24
    a mechanical arm/hand to make batok (sosyal) to stupid drivers...

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    #25
    guys yung mga weapons niyo na magdidisable ng PUVs sa road maslalo makakatraffic, imagine ang daming sirang jeep bus o fx sa kalsada haha

    i want a ray gun, yung pagtinira mu sa PUVs abo nalang yung matitira tapos masususpend sandali yung mga tao sa air then biglang hulog sa ground haha parang ala cartoons

    or an automatic egg-throwing device...on second thought sayang itlog sa mga yun, balak ku before is buy an old beat up truck, modifiy the engine for increase in torque put some front and side armors on it (would probably look like the truck used in jeepers creepers 1 or any madmax series) and just play bumpcar with PUVs hehe

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    #26
    Windshields that automatically reverse polarity when hit by intense light at night, para yung mga kasalubong kong naka-high beams eh masilaw agad sa sarili nilang ilaw.

    Puncture-proof tires, for when passing by C-5.

    Net launcher, for stubborn pedestrians na bigla na lang tatawid. Comes with a label, "Jaywalker ako, huwag tularan." Alternately, a goo-like compound that instantly hardens upon exposure to air, para hindi sila makagalaw until the MMDA arrives.

    Controlled EMP generator, to zap the ECUs of weaving road hogs.

    White noise generator, to cancel out the irritating sirens of VIP bodyguards and arrogant private citizens.

    Hub-mounted laser that can slice off the vehicle body from the chassis, for use against counterflow specialists and racer wanna-bes (parang sa The Living Daylights).

    Retractable body armor for parking with 50,000 volt security system.

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    #27
    i wanna add... EMP cannon... just like in the VIPER series...





    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/500-viper/

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    #28
    I want a Pokemon ball so that I can just zap my ride into the ball if there's no place to park... safe pa sa mga carnapper

    Last edited by mikey177; February 23rd, 2006 at 03:25 PM.

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    #29
    gusto ko may army of gundams around my car to do what i want them to do. hehehehehe.

    fully armed. let's say, FA-010-A at FA-010-S tsaka MSA-0011[Ex]. :D

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    #30
    a huge ass battering ram in front of my car so when i see a jeep , fx stopping the middle of the road i can ram them to the side without hesitation

    it would be sweeter if this was done while people are going in and out of the jeep so as to produce bigger effects.

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    #31
    i would want my car to transform into a heavily armed robot, Autobot style.

    which brings me to something i've always wondered - kapag nag-transform yung Autobot tapos may mga tao sa loob, hindi ba mapipisa yung mga nakasakay?

    these are important questions!

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    #32
    m54, baka naman nateteleport yung tao sa loob to a subspace area at andun lang siya until the robot transforms again? :D

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    #33
    a continuously firing teleport gun that teleports all the cars in front to my back, and all jaywalkers in front back to the sidewalk.

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    #34
    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    i would want my car to transform into a heavily armed robot, Autobot style.

    which brings me to something i've always wondered - kapag nag-transform yung Autobot tapos may mga tao sa loob, hindi ba mapipisa yung mga nakasakay?

    these are important questions!
    from the old transformers animation, the people jump out before transforming.

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    #35
    I want a gizmo transceiver that can control the computer chip in every car. If someone pisses me off, I can take manual control of his car and steer it off a cliff or towards a tree.

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    #36
    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    i would want my car to transform into a heavily armed robot, Autobot style.

    which brings me to something i've always wondered - kapag nag-transform yung Autobot tapos may mga tao sa loob, hindi ba mapipisa yung mga nakasakay?

    these are important questions!
    LOL

    to answer your question we can extrapolate from the less popular cartoon yet forerunner of the transformers: GOBOTS . i distinctly remember na saka lang pinapasok ng mga robot ang tao sa loob ng cockpit(leader one) or driver's seat(turbo) kapag vehicle mode sila or in the process of transforming to vehicle mode.

    sineryoso yung tanong e! lol
    bored lang ako dito

    I want a car ala MASK din. Does anyone remeber this cartoon?
    Mobile
    Armored
    Strike
    Kommand
    yung thunderbird gusto ko, kotse na nagiging eroplano hehe
    Last edited by Chip; February 24th, 2006 at 10:45 AM.

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    #37
    Quote Originally Posted by oldblue
    I want a gadget that can shoot tires of PUV's while waiting/hanging.
    This is actually what I have been thinking long time ago. Install 'yong "baril" on both left and right front wheels na nakatutok sa left and right din, tapos may trigger sa driver seat... I always wanted shoot the tires of those cars na mahilig sumingit.

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    #38
    Quote Originally Posted by M54 Powered
    i would want my car to transform into a heavily armed robot, Autobot style.

    which brings me to something i've always wondered - kapag nag-transform yung Autobot tapos may mga tao sa loob, hindi ba mapipisa yung mga nakasakay?

    these are important questions!
    Grab a Masterpiece Optimus Prime, and you will observe that the chest cavity (where the driver's seat is located in vehicle mode) gets filled up with electronic 'internals' when Prime transforms into robot mode. :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip
    I want a car ala MASK din. Does anyone remeber this cartoon?
    Mobile
    Armored
    Strike
    Kommand
    yung thunderbird gusto ko, kotse na nagiging eroplano hehe
    Yay, MASK! Astig yung cartoons na yun!
    Favorite ko yung Rhino, tractor rig that transforms into a missile platform and mobile command center.

    Chip, baka Thunderhawk yung ibig mong sabihin.

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    #39
    nasan na nga ba yung optimus prime ko? i think my brother took it 15 years ago and never gave it back :seeth:

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    #40
    Hmm, nanaginip ako may nagflat sa 4 na gulong ko kagabi while parked sa discovery suites... sobrang detalyado hehe... sino sa inyo gumawa nun???

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