Evil Car Gadgets

[nicolodeon]

why not trick-out/soup-up an Army half-track surplus na lang? kabitan ng 4 na rotating 50mm vulcan cannons sa itaas using depleted uranium ammunition, tapos may re-loadable M-72 LAWS dispenser (front and back) at argon laser system.

[ghosthunter]

seriously... I am thinking of installing a small compressed-air or co2 powered pellet gun and fired using the car horn button (normal car horn can still be used/selected via a toggle switch).

Seems simple enough to work... a solenoid motor (used for door power locks) used to pull the trigger. The pellet gun is already a semi-automatic so reloading for the next shot is not a problem. The pistol size is small & compact enough to be installed just behind the bumper and not be noticable. Heck! you can even wire it to fire at the same time you beep your horn to cover up the noise it makes when it fires a shot.

[squala]

I wouldn't call my car weapons evil because I will only use it to counter evil persons on the road.

If I think wacky, I will install a big hand to swat away jay-walkers and spank the asses of those peeing in public. I will also put a spring-activated boxing glove filled with metal to hit PUV drivers who stop in the middle of the road. And yes, both devices will be useful against MMDA, MAPSA and all other kotong crooks.

[kimpOy]

a mechanical arm/hand to make batok (sosyal) to stupid drivers...

[miLes]

guys yung mga weapons niyo na magdidisable ng PUVs sa road maslalo makakatraffic, imagine ang daming sirang jeep bus o fx sa kalsada haha

i want a ray gun, yung pagtinira mu sa PUVs abo nalang yung matitira tapos masususpend sandali yung mga tao sa air then biglang hulog sa ground haha parang ala cartoons

or an automatic egg-throwing device...on second thought sayang itlog sa mga yun, balak ku before is buy an old beat up truck, modifiy the engine for increase in torque put some front and side armors on it (would probably look like the truck used in jeepers creepers 1 or any madmax series) and just play bumpcar with PUVs hehe

[Bogeyman]

Windshields that automatically reverse polarity when hit by intense light at night, para yung mga kasalubong kong naka-high beams eh masilaw agad sa sarili nilang ilaw.

Puncture-proof tires, for when passing by C-5.

Net launcher, for stubborn pedestrians na bigla na lang tatawid. Comes with a label, "Jaywalker ako, huwag tularan." Alternately, a goo-like compound that instantly hardens upon exposure to air, para hindi sila makagalaw until the MMDA arrives.

Controlled EMP generator, to zap the ECUs of weaving road hogs.

White noise generator, to cancel out the irritating sirens of VIP bodyguards and arrogant private citizens.

Hub-mounted laser that can slice off the vehicle body from the chassis, for use against counterflow specialists and racer wanna-bes (parang sa The Living Daylights).

Retractable body armor for parking with 50,000 volt security system.

[ghosthunter]

i wanna add... EMP cannon... just like in the VIPER series...





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[mikey177]

I want a Pokemon ball so that I can just zap my ride into the ball if there's no place to park... safe pa sa mga carnapper

[nugundam93]

gusto ko may army of gundams around my car to do what i want them to do. hehehehehe.

fully armed. let's say, FA-010-A at FA-010-S tsaka MSA-0011[Ex]. :D

[kyle618]

a huge ass battering ram in front of my car so when i see a jeep , fx stopping the middle of the road i can ram them to the side without hesitation

it would be sweeter if this was done while people are going in and out of the jeep so as to produce bigger effects.