Evil Car Gadgets

[pixelparadigm]

Think demented this time (disclaimer: it's a fictional thread. do not apply on real life)

Beside pouring oil slick, putting rockets and machine guns on cars you see in the movies... what evil car gadgets you could think of you can put into your car and how do they work?

Personally, I'm pretty happy with a smoke generator. It can be done by spraying coolant on a high velocity, high heat exhaust.

[the_wildthing]

A flamethrower would be nice.

But I would settle for an eject button for unwanted passengers.

[M]

a security system that will throw 30,000 volts when someone touches the car.

[seonadancing]

Hmm... evil... demented... there's night vision windshield, i'd like an X-ray vision windshield then just go around libis, makati, the fort, and ATC on a Saturday night =). I would also like the stun gun police use to kill the engine of cars. I'll use that for buses and jeepneys.

[Bravoexo]

A S-class radar / brake system....... that works.

[oldblue]

I want a gadget that can shoot tires of PUV's while waiting/hanging.

[wren]

gusto ko yung aphrodisiac front passenger seat, pero yung regular version ha, di yung brokeback version.

[ghosthunter]

smoke screen emitters
front and rear firing machine guns
front facing machine cannon
side firing flame throwers
roof mounted tear gas dispensers
lightweight armour & bulletproof glass all around

[wren]

gusto ko din yung automatic ejection seat sa taong umutot sa loob ng oto ko. op kors, it only applies to passenger seats, may diplomatic immunity yung driver.

[oldblue]

or yun horn na sinlakas ng ginamit ng aliens sa war of the worlds, malamang pati pulis/mmda tatakbo hehehe

[empy]

i would like window glass that would make me appear good-looking to the outside world

[zman]

sheild generator, ala StarTrek

[umzzzzz]

retractable plate holder with plate number changer >> para itago yung plate number...

[Psylocke]

weapons

[JohnM]

Flame thrower for carjackers.
Road spike dispenser for high-beam tailgaters.
The Queen Mary's foghorn for jeeps, buses, taxis, tricycles, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

[Chip]

i want instant black out windows and some sort of floating suspension. para di aalog at di kita pag may ginagawa sa loob ng kotse hehehe

[jim]

a high powered brake fluid squirt gun on both sides, front and rear coupled with a laser guided COIN launcher to shoot police, MMDA, etc.

[ess]

Retractable spikes and daggers that would come out of the side of your wheels... (Like those used in the BEN HUR movie.) That ought to prevent undisciplined you-know-whats from squirming between cars and accidentally side swiping your side view mirrors.

[theveed]

Ako, I always wished meron parang super mega powerful laser beams sa paligid ng car na inconspicuous para kung may kups sa daan na kotse or whatever, I can turn it on tapos hiwa ang body/gulong ng sasakyan...

At battering ram sa harap ng kotse para di ko hihintuan mga nagbebeat ng redlight, counterflow etc...

Mamatay dapat sila pronto...

[wulf]

directional car horn control, parang merong gun tapos point mo lang sa offending jeep/bus driver & blow the horn,diretso lang sa tenga nila ung fullblast na busina

taser,pang immobilize ng engine of jerks on the road

cloaking device, for coding&free parking & hiding car occupant's activities