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  1. Join Date
    Aug 2004
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    #1
    It has been known for many years that *** was good exercise, but until
    now
    nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
    ***ual
    activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud
    to
    present the results.

    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent.................12 Calories
    Without her consent............2187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands...................8 Calories
    With one hand....................12 Calories
    With your teeth.................485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection..................6 Calories
    Without an erection............3315 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary.......................12 Calories
    69 lying down....................78 Calories
    69 standing up..................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow.....................216 Calories
    Doggy Style.....................326 Calories
    Italian chandelier.............2912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real............................112 Calories
    Fake...........................1315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging............................18 Calories
    Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
    20-29 years.....................36 Calories
    30-39 years.....................80 Calories
    40-49 years.....................124 Calories
    50-59 years....................1972 Calories
    60-69 years....................7916 Calories
    70 and over....................Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly......................................32 Calories
    In a hurry..................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door......5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door.....13,521 Calories
    Results may vary.

  2. Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Posts
    6,685
    #2
    yeh, i heard. Ok daw ang ***ercise.

  3. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    335
    #3
    Quote Originally Posted by silver_corolla
    With your wife knocking at the door.....13,521 Calories




    With your wife banging open the door holding a samurai...154,646,479,464 Calories

  4. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    11,352
    #4
    kaya pala ang payat ni yamyak eh :bwahaha:

  5. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    335
    #5
    Kaya wag ka pahuhuli ssaloon..papayat ka talaga

  6. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    #6
    may mga naisip ako:

    trying to go in without an erection.... 10,000 calories

    trying to go in the *other* hole... 10,000 calories

  7. Join Date
    Oct 2002
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    2,470
    #7
    hahahahahahahahahahaha AYOS!!!!!

  8. Join Date
    Jul 2003
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    #8
    yung other hole hahaha oo mukhang 10,000 nga yun unless nalang inmate dati yung partner mo ahahaha

  9. Join Date
    Feb 2004
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    #9
    teka ano ang Italian chandelier? bwehehe

  10. Join Date
    Jul 2004
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    347
    #10
    so to achieve maximum calorie burn one should:

    remove her clothes w/out her consent, rip open her bra with his bare teeth, put on a condom w/out an erection, f*#$ her chandelier style and go in the other hole still w/out an erection, fake an orgasm and get up immediately explaining afterwards why you did so, dress hurriedly with your wife knocking on the door with a newly sharpened samurai!

    whew, mauubusan ka nga ng taba diyan!

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