*** is good exercise/calorie counter...

[silver_corolla]

It has been known for many years that *** was good exercise, but until
now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
***ual
activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud
to
present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................12 Calories
Without her consent............2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...................8 Calories
With one hand....................12 Calories
With your teeth.................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................6 Calories
Without an erection............3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................12 Calories
69 lying down....................78 Calories
69 standing up..................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................216 Calories
Doggy Style.....................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real............................112 Calories
Fake...........................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years.....................36 Calories
30-39 years.....................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................124 Calories
50-59 years....................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................7916 Calories
70 and over....................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly......................................32 Calories
In a hurry..................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door......5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.....13,521 Calories
Results may vary.

[carlocaraddict]

yeh, i heard. Ok daw ang ***ercise.

[yamyam]

With your wife knocking at the door.....13,521 Calories

With your wife banging open the door holding a samurai...154,646,479,464 Calories

[ssaloon]

kaya pala ang payat ni yamyak eh :bwahaha:

[yamyam]

Kaya wag ka pahuhuli ssaloon..papayat ka talaga

[mazdamazda]

may mga naisip ako:

trying to go in without an erection.... 10,000 calories

trying to go in the *other* hole... 10,000 calories

[jim]

hahahahahahahahahahaha AYOS!!!!!

[pissword]

yung other hole hahaha oo mukhang 10,000 nga yun unless nalang inmate dati yung partner mo ahahaha

[stinkaboy]

teka ano ang Italian chandelier? bwehehe

[ram]

so to achieve maximum calorie burn one should:

remove her clothes w/out her consent, rip open her bra with his bare teeth, put on a condom w/out an erection, f*#$ her chandelier style and go in the other hole still w/out an erection, fake an orgasm and get up immediately explaining afterwards why you did so, dress hurriedly with your wife knocking on the door with a newly sharpened samurai!

whew, mauubusan ka nga ng taba diyan!

[EC248M]

hahahaha, ayos yan ah.

[gretzy]

faking an orgasm..hmmmm :p

grabe ***ercise talaga dapat para fully worked out ang katawan

[1D4LV]

aba aba gretzy, ano ginagawa mo dito? magpapapayat ka rin ba?

[GlennSter]

eh baket mataba parin ako hanggang ngayon!?!














CHARING!!!

[baiskee]

mataba ka ba glenn? fit na fit ka nga eh.

[odell]

macho na ka na noh! hehehe.. kaya pala ah.. hinde ka man lang nagshare.. naghihirap mga tao sa kaka threadmill... sa iba mo pala dinaan :D

[karlbo]

bai - pumapayat na ata tayo ngayon ahhh?>... eto ba yung program na ginagamit mo?!... hehehehe

[baiskee]

bai - pumapayat na ata tayo ngayon ahhh?>... eto ba yung program na ginagamit mo?!... hehehehe

di ko nga nasusunod eh...:lol:

[odell]

bigay mo na sakin un privelege bai.hehehe.. baka may free sessions kapa dyan :D

[knicks1204]

kakaaliw naman to.. totoo nga daw... *** is good excercise...:D