Dating Your Daughter?

[carlos]

Sa mg tatay dyan na medyo strict(?) or takot ma karma, you might want this for your daughter's suitor to fill.


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER


NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_________________________________DATE OF BIRTH:_____________________
2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT:____________ I.Q.__________ GPA____________
3. SOCIAL SECURITY#_________________________________________ ________________
DRIVERS LICENSE#__________________________________________ _______________
BOY SCOUT RANK:_____________________________________________ _____________
4. HOME ADDRESS:__________________________________________ __________________
CITY/STATE_________________________________________ ZIP_________________
5. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? _______ yes? _______ no?
6. Number of years parents married:_________________________________________
7. Do you own a van? _________ A truck with oversized tires? __________
A waterbed? _________ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly ring?_______________ Tatoo?_______________
(IF YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE THE PREMISES)
8. In 50 words or less, what does DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEAN TO YOU? __________________________________________________ _______________________
__________________________________________________ _______________________
9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
__________________________________________________ _______________________
__________________________________________________ _______________________
10. .In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? __________________________________________________ _______________________
__________________________________________________ _______________________
__________________________________________________ _______________________
11. . Congregation you attend:___________________________________________ ____
How often do you attend?___________________________________________ ______
When would it the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends?
(supply phone numbers)__________________________________________ _________
__________________________________________________ _______________________
12. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________________________
ANSWER THESE SEMI-CONFIDENTIAL QUESTIONS
BY FILLING IN THE BLANKS.
A. "If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is __________________________________________________ _______________________
B. "If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ______________ __________________________________________________ _______________________
C. "A woman’s place is in the ______________________________________________
D. "The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _________ __________________________________________________ _______________________
E. "When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her is ______________ __________________________________________________ _______________________
(NOTE: If the answer to #E begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and it is advised that you leave the premises right now keeping your head low and running
in a serpentine fashion.)

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE, UNDER THE PENALTY OF A SLOW DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, SOLDIER ANT TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS DRIPPING WATER TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, AND THE JANET RENO KISS TORTURE.

____________________________________________
SIGNATURE (That means your name, moron!)
Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow four to six years for processing. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, anyway). Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury. If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and cement shoes will notify you – one size fits all.
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[OiC65]

6 years to wait......di mo pa alam kung approve or not. hahaha!!!

[jaspi11]

malayo-layo pa ko dyan mga 12 years pa siguro

[VtEC]

ang lufeeet.

takot sa sariling multo he he he

[jonski]

Daughters, were God's revenge on you for being a man: you lived in mortal fear that they might accidentally encounter somebody like - yourself at that age.

[HyBrideVo]

9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?

10. .In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?

i think i've been asked this question before :bwahaha:

[Taurus]

E. "When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her is ______________ __________________________________________________ _______________________
(NOTE: If the answer to #E begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and it is advised that you leave the premises right now keeping your head low and running
in a serpentine fashion.)

:bwahaha:

I can't even think of one . . .

[pup2]

Daughters, were God's revenge on you for being a man: you lived in mortal fear that they might accidentally encounter somebody like - yourself at that age.

Daughters pa ... eh younger sisters nga kakatakot isipin baka maka-encounter ng tulad ... ko noon. hahaha.

[Lucius]

In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?

Di na ko matatanong nito, lagi ako nandun sa room ng anak nya eh na laging malakas ang TV lagi hahahaha

The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is

How much do I hate you as my girlfriend's dad hahahaha!

What do you want to be IF you grow up?

Eto pag tinanong sakin to, isa lang masabi ko: the next YOU. The next owner of your FAMILY BIZ

[mommyblue]

7 mos pa lang si baby girl eh.. matatagalan pa bago sumakit ang ulo ng daddy nya sa kanya.. pero usually, imo, ang mga daddy na ganito eh takot sa sariling multo .. mga dating pasaway nung binata pa sila at yung iba siguro di pa din nagbabago up to now .. or maybe, over protective lang talaga like my hubby.. ngaun pa nga lang dami na nya naiisip na mga paraan ng pagbabantay eh.. mga daddy nga naman.. love talaga mga baby girls nila.. kakatuwa..

[pissword]

hahaha ang kulit...

[DonT]

Very amusing..I wonder how the daughters reaction will be.

[brushless]

____________________________________________
SIGNATURE (That means your name, moron!)
Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow four to six years for processing. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, anyway). Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury. If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and cement shoes will notify you – one size fits all.
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LMAO!!

I pity the daughter. She'll probably grow old. Most guys will not waste time. Not worth it. NEXT.