checking out the other guy's "package"

[lowslowbenz]

^Boys should also be neat down there.

As always! ;)

[vinj]

LOL, i skipped this thread for a few and now people are talking about landing strips and airports. :D

[holdencaulfield]

^Anong bumabara?

madalas hindi naman bara kundi yung lips niya sa magahapong ipit nanlalagkit. kaya yung hole parang nagiging dalawa. ang masama pa nga niyan yung isa tutok pala sa mukha mo.
di ba ganyan din sa mga tsiks?

[Bin Diesel]

C4U, baka ito na ang hinahanap mo.

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle...topped-airport

LOS ANGELES, California - A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants, he was reported as saying Thursday.

Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which is 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13 inches (33 centimeters) erect, according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of documentaries about the world's biggest penises.

He was returning to New York from San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped, after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents saw a bulge hanging down over his left upper thigh.

"They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth," he said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

He told them it was his penis, and they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed for five minutes. The incident was not his first. "I've gone through the (scanner) before, and I wasn't worried.

"What was the worst that was going to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I'm used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I'm feeling up to it, I'll just show them."

In a tweet at the time Falcon said: "TSA didn't know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked..."

A 2003 Rolling Stone story entitled "Mr. Big" reported that Falcon's penis was eight inches long when he was only 10 years old. It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was genetic.

"He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

The TSA did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Nor did Falcon.

[_Cathy_]

9.5 inches? I feel sorry for the wife or gfs esophagus

[Bin Diesel]

9.5 inches? I feel sorry for the wife or gfs esophagus

take note: when flaccid pa yan.

[CVT]

Naalala ko tuloy iyong "kuwento" na sinilip ng isang Kano na supposedly ay well-endowed ang katabi niyang Pinoy na umiihi sa isang toilet sa SM....

Napaismid siya dahil maliit nga, pero may nabasa siyang salitang "WheNDy" na nakatato sa 3t!ts ng Pinoy...

Napatawa ang Kano, dahil alam niyang ganitong magsulat ang mga Pinoy sa internet... combination ng small and capital letters.... Pati ba naman diyan!

So, sarcastically,- tinanong niya si Pinoy kung si WheNDy ba ay pangalan ng girlfriend nito, habang ngingisi-ngisi siya dahil nga weird ang pangalan (Wendy ang typical na spelling as we know it), at combination pa nga ng small and capital letters...

Napatingin si Pinoy sa kanya, pinagalit ang kanyang 3t!ts at sumagot...

"Wrong Joe",- it says, "Welcome To The Philippines,- Have A Nice Day"... See?!

18.1K:rant:

[stickers]

take note: when flaccid pa yan.

yan ang gwardyang di na kelangan ng batuta.

[chua_riwap]

9.5 inches? I feel sorry for the wife or gfs esophagus

cathy. . . .anaconda.

[_Cathy_]

take note: when flaccid pa yan.

Seriously? I watched this feature on a study for average penis size among race. Africans have the biggest and Asians (either Japanese or Chinese) have the smallest average.

[jaguarpw]

Share ko lang...
I was in grade school and we boys were changing into our PE uniforms in the boys CR. I dunno what started it but everybody was checking out each other's packages. But it's not the size that piqued curiosity, it's the newly sprung stumps of pubic hair that some of us were having already. I could remember a classmate, the "bully" type, stooping to look at my pubes.
I just laugh now in retrospect.

[holdencaulfield]

kagabi, closing time na sa trinoma, nag cr ako.

napansin ko sobrang obvious yung katabi ko nag-oover dun sa harang ng urinal at sinisilipan ako.

so bading pala katabi ko at ang badtrip nun, dalawa lang kami kaya asar at matangkad kaya sisiw lang yung pag silip niya.

eh hindi pako tapos jumingle, sa buwisit ko tinitigan ko ng masama yung tipong sasaktan ko na siya!

itong si bading nakipagtitigan din pero nakikipag eye-to-eye contact ang buwiset! tapos ngumingiti!

yung galit ko parang naging takot kasi wala lang sa kaniya yung tingin ko tapos parang nanghihypnotize o siniseduce ako.

di ko na tinapos yung weewee ko kumaripas nako palabas ng cr.

nakakakilabot! i feel raped!

i feel terrible! aaaaaaaaawwwwwww!

[cardict]

kagabi, closing time na sa trinoma, nag cr ako.

napansin ko sobrang obvious yung katabi ko nag-oover dun sa harang ng urinal at sinisilipan ako.

so bading pala katabi ko at ang badtrip nun, dalawa lang kami kaya asar at matangkad kaya sisiw lang yung pag silip niya.

eh hindi pako tapos jumingle, sa buwisit ko tinitigan ko ng masama yung tipong sasaktan ko na siya!

itong si bading nakipagtitigan din pero nakikipag eye-to-eye contact ang buwiset! tapos ngumingiti!

yung galit ko parang naging takot kasi wala lang sa kaniya yung tingin ko tapos parang nanghihypnotize o siniseduce ako.

di ko na tinapos yung weewee ko kumaripas nako palabas ng cr.

nakakakilabot! i feel raped!

i feel terrible! aaaaaaaaawwwwwww!

Boss,yun titig mo sa kanya ang lalong nagpa in love sa kanya,type nya sadista:peace:

[_Cathy_]

Isn't it an unwritten rule that a man is supposed to take the farthest urinal possible or at least be one urinal apart?

Who came in first? If he did and you took the urinal beside him, he might have misinterpreted it as a signal

[badkuk]

kagabi, closing time na sa trinoma, nag cr ako.

napansin ko sobrang obvious yung katabi ko nag-oover dun sa harang ng urinal at sinisilipan ako.

so bading pala katabi ko at ang badtrip nun, dalawa lang kami kaya asar at matangkad kaya sisiw lang yung pag silip niya.

eh hindi pako tapos jumingle, sa buwisit ko tinitigan ko ng masama yung tipong sasaktan ko na siya!

itong si bading nakipagtitigan din pero nakikipag eye-to-eye contact ang buwiset! tapos ngumingiti!

yung galit ko parang naging takot kasi wala lang sa kaniya yung tingin ko tapos parang nanghihypnotize o siniseduce ako.

di ko na tinapos yung weewee ko kumaripas nako palabas ng cr.

nakakakilabot! i feel raped!

i feel terrible! aaaaaaaaawwwwwww!

inihian nyo sana sa paanan sir :D

Never make eye contact; 9 times out of 10, you'd just be encouraging them.

[badkuk]

Isn't it an unwritten rule that a man is supposed to take the farthest urinal possible or at least be one urinal apart?

Who came in first? If he did and you took the urinal beside him, he might have misinterpreted it as a signal

yep, that's pretty much the bro code in the CR...although in our case, we don't talk so that we don't taste the air -- halos walang mintis, araw araw me nagnanumber 2 sa CR namin.

[xwangbu]

si sir holden bading killer. 😁

[xninjax]

kagabi, closing time na sa trinoma, nag cr ako.

napansin ko sobrang obvious yung katabi ko nag-oover dun sa harang ng urinal at sinisilipan ako.

so bading pala katabi ko at ang badtrip nun, dalawa lang kami kaya asar at matangkad kaya sisiw lang yung pag silip niya.

eh hindi pako tapos jumingle, sa buwisit ko tinitigan ko ng masama yung tipong sasaktan ko na siya!

itong si bading nakipagtitigan din pero nakikipag eye-to-eye contact ang buwiset! tapos ngumingiti!

yung galit ko parang naging takot kasi wala lang sa kaniya yung tingin ko tapos parang nanghihypnotize o siniseduce ako.

di ko na tinapos yung weewee ko kumaripas nako palabas ng cr.

nakakakilabot! i feel raped!

i feel terrible! aaaaaaaaawwwwwww!

baka napakagat labi kayo nung titigan nio cya sir

[holdencaulfield]

Isn't it an unwritten rule that a man is supposed to take the farthest urinal possible or at least be one urinal apart?

Who came in first? If he did and you took the urinal beside him, he might have misinterpreted it as a signal

ganito bale, 3 urinals tapos sira yung farthest near the wall (may sign). may kutob nako sa ganitong style ng mga bading, kasi prior nung pagpasok ko sa cr, napansin ko muna nasa salamin siya sa may lababo. tapos mabilis eh, pumunta na siya sa may gitnang urinal so no choice ako kailangan tumabi.

yung mga style na ganiyan rampant sa mga bulok na malls dito sa manila. like yung nasunog na ever gotesco, isettan, alimall and the likes.

ang masagwa yung nasunog na ever, as in common yung urinal walang divider! yung oldskul na parang pader na may tubong butas na umaagos yung tubig.

kaya yung mga "birdwatchers" nakatayo na sa may pinto ng cr tapos sasabayan ka pag weewee mo. o kaya andun sila sa salamin. salamin ng salamin tapos pag nakita kang papasok, bingo!

kuwento ko lang, '03 feb14, sa may araneta coliseum, sinamahan kong manood bespren ko at "soon-to-be-esmi" niya sa concert ng side-a at freestyle.

jumingle itong barkada ko sa antigong cr ng araneta. cubicle na yung pinasukan niya para iwas bading though halos walang tao at walang gumagamit ng urinal.

napansin niyang may pumasok sa tabing cubicle kasi nag ingay yung pinto. tuloy lang siya sa pag jingle.

napansin niyang parang may ulong nakatingin sa upper right niya. pag tingala niya sa kanan, may nanonood pala sa kaniya, nakatuntong sa bowl.

sabi sa kaniya "hi!". parang wala lang, hehehe.

natatawa ako sa bespren ko nagtititili, hehehe, dinaig pa yung bading! humingi siya ng tulong sa mga pulis na naka post sa venue.

yung birdwatcher nag mamaang-maangan.

[_Cathy_]

Your friend should have given that fag an upper cut.