Prison Vs Work

[silver_corolla]

IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK…You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON…You get three meals a day.
AT WORK…You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON…You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON…A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors by yourself.

IN PRISON…You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK…You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON…You get your own toilet.
AT WORK…You have to share.

IN PRISON…They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON…All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK…You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON…You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK… You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON…There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK…They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON…You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK… You get fired if you get caught.

[badkuk]

hmm...you seem to be talking about the prisons in the US...complete with *clean* diners, gyms, libraries, reading lounges...dito e matuwa ka na kung trenta lang kayo sa isang seldang maliit -- at kung hindi inuuod ung pinapakain na champorado B)

[NdoymaN]

LOL.. ayos ah.. papakulong nalang ako.. astig! :badboy:

[nugundam93]

"IN PRISON…There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK…They are called supervisors."

at least at my work our supervisor playfully slaps our behinds for no reason at all. she gets her kicks that way. lol! :D

[BlueBimmer]

uy ***ual harassment yan! hehehe

[the_wildthing]

at least at my work our supervisor playfully slaps our behinds for no reason at all. she gets her kicks that way. lol! :D

San 'yan? Puwede bang lumipat? Can I slap her behind too? :D

IN PRISON... you get a$s-f*ck'd in the shower.
AT WORK... you kiss a$s and can't shower.

[nugundam93]

bluebimmer: di naman. hehe. game kami eh. quits lang kumbaga.

wildthing: ;) hiniritan ko nga siya, sabi ko swerte niya di ko siya magaganun. :D

dapat may local setting din tayo ng prison vs work, tsaka for other countries para mas masaya.

[BlueBimmer]

walang laban kng local prison, walang gus2 magpakulong!

[the_wildthing]

Dito you get to see Abu Sayaf and PNP/AFP face off live. (Kanina sa news meron sa Taguig.)
Sa work, kahit TV wala.

Hehe

[badkuk]

actually...it depends who you are. look at erap, sarap ng buhay. Ecleo also had it good until late last year ;)

[NdoymaN]

ganun talaga.. dapat sarap buhay karin sa labas para maging feeling sarap buhay karin sa loob..

Kosa me dalaw ka!