1. To have totally ****ed something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
Example 2....
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
2. Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.
Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.
3. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.
adj. broken.
adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.
Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.
2. The mail server is borked.
3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!