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    #341
    ESTEBAN: Pare, long time no see, ah?! Kumusta ‘yung pamilya mo? ‘Yung mga anak mo?

    RENATO: Ang pa*nganay ko, nars na. ‘Yung inaanak mo, engineer na. ‘Yung pangatlo, titser. Pero ‘yung bunso ko, magnanakaw.

    ESTEBAN: Ha?! Buti, hindi mo itinakwil ‘yung bunso mo!

    RENATO: Hindi pwede, pare! Breadwinner, eh! Siya lang ‘yung may trabaho!

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    #342
    Husband: Darling Para akong lalagnatin. Ano kaya ang iinumin kong gamot?

    Wife: Sus yan lang?!!? Parang lang pala, eh! Uminom ka ng parang gamot dun ka bumili sa parang botika, para magmukha kang parang gaga*ling!

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    #344
    Bading nasa Watson......

    Bading: miss, may double XL ba kayong condom?

    Miss: meron po sir, bakit po, bibili po ba kayo?

    Bading: hindi, aabangan ko lang kung sino ang bibili....weeeeee...exciting

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    #345
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    nya-ha-ha!
    ayaw sa sintunado......



    Waaaaaah !!

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    #346

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    #348


    joke din...

    Pero mas joke nga yung sa taas.

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    #349

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    #350

Joke Time!