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    #2251
    si boy KURIPOT

    BOY: Magkano kanin nyo?

    TINDERA: 5 pesos.

    BOY: Eh yung tutong?

    TINDERA: Libre.

    BOY: Tutong na lang. Magkano gulay?

    TINDERA: 15 pesos.

    BOY: Eh yung soup?

    TINDERA: Libre.

    BOY: Sige soup na lang.

    AFTER KUMAIN

    BOY: Magkano po coke?

    TINDERA: (siguro naman bibili natong hayop na to) 8 pesos.

    BOY: Ikuha mo ako isa. (sabay dukot sa bulsa) May tansan kasi ako free coke daw.

    TINDERA : PUTCHA!

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    #2252
    Erap nabili ng vitamins sa mercury.


    Erap: miss pabili nga ng vitamins, para sa apo ko.
    Sales clerk: vitamin A,B, or C ba?
    Erap: Kahit na ano. di pa naman marunong magbasa yun eh.


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    #2254


    :superhero:

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    ^

    alam na.

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    #2257
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Si charice ba yan?
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