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April 18th, 2013 09:37 PM #1152
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Tsikoteer
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April 18th, 2013 11:01 PM #1153
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April 18th, 2013 11:09 PM #1154
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April 18th, 2013 11:37 PM #1155If you want to have ***, dont do it with a teller because she would say "Next Please."
Niether with a lawyer because she would say "I will file a case on you!"
More so with a police woman, because she would say "Your'e under arrest!"
Rather, have *** with an engineer, because "engineers can do it at any ANGLE"
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April 19th, 2013 11:56 PM #1158
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April 20th, 2013 08:35 AM #1159
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April 20th, 2013 10:44 AM #1160
Dalawang lalaki ang umiinom sa isang bar.
Lalake 1: Pre sandali lang ha, iihi lang ako.
Lalake 2: Ok cge nood lang muna ako ng chicks.
(After 30 minutes ay hindi pa rin bumabalik si Lalake 1 at nag-aalala na si Lalake 2, maya-maya)
Lalake 2: O pare bakit ang tagal mo nakabalik?
Lalake 1: Tanginang malas naman yung nagyari sa C.R.
Lalake 2: Ano nangyari dun?
Lalake 1: Umiihi ako ng may biglang lumapit sa likod ko na malaking lalaki tapos tinutukan ako ng baril. Sinabi, I bblow-job mo ako o babarilin kita.
Lalake 2: Anong ginawa mo?
Lalake 1: Pooocha! Meron ka bang narinig na putok ng baril?
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
"SPOILED" ^_^
agree ako syo. battery dying will be the next owner's problem. kaso the only reason I'm buying...
All New Toyota Corolla Cross