Joke Time!

**joemarski** · April 18th, 2013 07:48 PM

mona lisa - saudi arabia

**collegescavenge** · April 18th, 2013 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by bisolvon

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

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The reason they are not using pencils is that when the pointed tip broke it may fly freely to space and may affect the space gears used by the astronauts

**babynos01** · April 18th, 2013 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by collegescavenge

The reason they are not using pencils is that when the pointed tip broke it may fly freely to space and may affect the space gears used by the astronauts

Clearly, you learned about this in 3 Idiots

**renzo_d10** · April 18th, 2013 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by babynos01

Clearly, you learned about this in 3 Idiots

All is well.

Long but it was a nice movie.

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**babynos01** · April 18th, 2013 11:37 PM

If you want to have ***, dont do it with a teller because she would say "Next Please."
Niether with a lawyer because she would say "I will file a case on you!"
More so with a police woman, because she would say "Your'e under arrest!"

Rather, have *** with an engineer, because "engineers can do it at any ANGLE"

**Retz** · April 19th, 2013 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by joemarski

Bwahahahaha! Kahit kailan, asar- talo pa rin si kuneho!

- 130417

LMAO!!

**zap.FREEDOM** · April 19th, 2013 10:57 PM

naalala ko tuloy yung accounting subject namin.... hahahah!!!!

**bobzy** · April 19th, 2013 11:56 PM

OT bakit kaya laging invalid file when attaching pic thru ph*t*bucket?

**joemarski** · April 20th, 2013 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by bobzy

OT bakit kaya laging invalid file when attaching pic thru ph*t*bucket?

sir, i think dapat COPY IMAGE URL. hindi lang basta COPY IMAGE.
and unless you want to remove the image here, don't delete the picture/s in your pictures library. hth. :cheer3:

**wezz_zzew** · April 20th, 2013 10:44 AM

Dalawang lalaki ang umiinom sa isang bar.

Lalake 1: Pre sandali lang ha, iihi lang ako.

Lalake 2: Ok cge nood lang muna ako ng chicks.

(After 30 minutes ay hindi pa rin bumabalik si Lalake 1 at nag-aalala na si Lalake 2, maya-maya)

Lalake 2: O pare bakit ang tagal mo nakabalik?

Lalake 1: Tanginang malas naman yung nagyari sa C.R.

Lalake 2: Ano nangyari dun?

Lalake 1: Umiihi ako ng may biglang lumapit sa likod ko na malaking lalaki tapos tinutukan ako ng baril. Sinabi, I bblow-job mo ako o babarilin kita.

Lalake 2: Anong ginawa mo?

Lalake 1: Pooocha! Meron ka bang narinig na putok ng baril?

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

"SPOILED" ^_^