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    #1151



    mona lisa - saudi arabia

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    #1152
    Quote Originally Posted by bisolvon View Post
    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C.

    The Russians used a pencil.

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    The reason they are not using pencils is that when the pointed tip broke it may fly freely to space and may affect the space gears used by the astronauts

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    #1153
    Quote Originally Posted by collegescavenge View Post
    The reason they are not using pencils is that when the pointed tip broke it may fly freely to space and may affect the space gears used by the astronauts
    Clearly, you learned about this in 3 Idiots

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    #1154
    Quote Originally Posted by babynos01 View Post
    Clearly, you learned about this in 3 Idiots
    All is well.

    Long but it was a nice movie.

    Sent from my 3210 using Tapatalk HD Premium

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    #1155
    If you want to have ***, dont do it with a teller because she would say "Next Please."
    Niether with a lawyer because she would say "I will file a case on you!"
    More so with a police woman, because she would say "Your'e under arrest!"











    Rather, have *** with an engineer, because "engineers can do it at any ANGLE"

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    #1156
    Quote Originally Posted by joemarski View Post
    Bwahahahaha! Kahit kailan, asar- talo pa rin si kuneho!

    - 130417
    LMAO!!

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    #1157
    naalala ko tuloy yung accounting subject namin.... hahahah!!!!


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    #1158
    5-rulez.jpg

    OT bakit kaya laging invalid file when attaching pic thru ph*t*bucket?

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    #1159
    Quote Originally Posted by bobzy View Post
    5-rulez.jpg

    OT bakit kaya laging invalid file when attaching pic thru ph*t*bucket?
    sir, i think dapat COPY IMAGE URL. hindi lang basta COPY IMAGE.
    and unless you want to remove the image here, don't delete the picture/s in your pictures library. hth. :cheer3:

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    #1160
    Dalawang lalaki ang umiinom sa isang bar.

    Lalake 1: Pre sandali lang ha, iihi lang ako.

    Lalake 2: Ok cge nood lang muna ako ng chicks.

    (After 30 minutes ay hindi pa rin bumabalik si Lalake 1 at nag-aalala na si Lalake 2, maya-maya)

    Lalake 2: O pare bakit ang tagal mo nakabalik?

    Lalake 1: Tanginang malas naman yung nagyari sa C.R.

    Lalake 2: Ano nangyari dun?

    Lalake 1: Umiihi ako ng may biglang lumapit sa likod ko na malaking lalaki tapos tinutukan ako ng baril. Sinabi, I bblow-job mo ako o babarilin kita.

    Lalake 2: Anong ginawa mo?

    Lalake 1: Pooocha! Meron ka bang narinig na putok ng baril?

    ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

    "SPOILED" ^_^

Joke Time!