Joke Time!

[Monseratto]

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[Monseratto]

Happy Mother's Day!

[Juan Martinez]

A kid to grandpa: What book are you reading, lolo?
Lolo: A book on history.
Kid: But lolo, isn't that a *** book?
Lolo: At my age, this is history!

[joemarski]

IBIBIGAY KO ANG LAHAT
BOY: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo!
GIRL: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa!
BOY: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo! :suka:

DUPLICATE
BOY: Ikaw lang ang SUSI ng puso ko...
GIRL: Weh? Ehh sino ung kaholding hands mo kanina?
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BOY: DUPLICATE yun. Baka mawala ka eh.

MY INDIAN GIRLFRIEND
GIRL: Maganda ba ako?
BOY: Oo, kaya lang, Bumbayin ka.
GIRL: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah? Tisay yata ito!
BOY: Oo nga, pero yung amoy mo, Bumbayin! :shocked2:

[yebo]

http://mugstoria.com/christianceniza...english-class/

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http://mugstoria.com/christianceniza/10-pinoy-netizens-who-fail-horribly-in-english-class/

[willyfernando]

I used to have difficulty understanding WOMEN until I read these,

[willyfernando]

Now that I understand WOMEN i guess doing the laundry won't be that hard anymore,







Oh, and so does getting a date.







Just avoid being an a**wipe and WOMEN will women will surely love you!

[CVT]

I used to have difficulty understanding WOMEN until I read these,

Walandyo,- na ala MSDS, ha?.... :hysterical:


"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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[Walter]

[BratPAQ]

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