Joke Time!

[boybi]

Baka pwede paki translate? Torjak lang ang naintindihan ko


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[Retz]

ihaw - ihaw

[dreamur]

Baka pwede paki translate? Torjak lang ang naintindihan ko


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Akala daw ni mister lumindol, tinotorjak pala si mrs ng kabit sa mismong kwarto nila :lashing:

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[Retz]

Atay kasabot diay ka ani pre? Lol!

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gamay lang sir.

[iceman_uel]

The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.P

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"

Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

[andrew_28]

One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
"What would you like for your first wish?" asked the genie.
"I want one billion dollars," replies the man.
"Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double of what you get."
"I know," replied the man.
The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car." So he gets his second wish and he's very content.
"Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish?" asks the genie.
The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death."

[confused shoes]

Got this line from a sulit dat com dat ph ad.

100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE IF WE CHEAT YOU !!!!!

[andrew_28]

Gifted Child:

First month, he said MAMA

Second month, he said PAPA

Third month, he said DEDE YAYA

Fouth month, he said MAMA, PAPA, DEDE YAYA!!!

[Retz]

[joemarski]

[joemarski]

Gifted Child:

First month, he said MAMA

Second month, he said PAPA

Third month, he said DEDE YAYA

Fouth month, he said MAMA, PAPA, DEDE YAYA!!!

100% Sure!!!

Paglaki ng batang 'yan... TSIKOTEER!

[Retz]

[Thumbdrive]

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

"Well... Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!":kick:

[Retz]

[joemarski]

I believe that it was the terrible artist father who drew this

[Retz]

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[joemarski]

:secret:

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