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    #1561

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    #1563
    isang misis ang nakatanggap ng mga pictures sa email, hubot-hubad ang mister niya na nakapatong sa ibang babae,

    misis: isa kang taksil! ayan tingnan mo mga pictures niyo ng babae mo!
    mister: walang katotohanan yan, photoshopped at pinagdikit lang yan!
    misis: ayan o! kitang-kita ang kalaswaan ninyong dalawa! magdadahilan ka pa?
    mister: ganito kasi yan, o eto, ipapakita ko sayo na kaya kong paghiwalayin yan (magaling si mister sa adobe photoshop)
    mister: viola! o ayan o hiwalay na!
    misis: hiwalay nga pero bakit putol ang ari mo? nasaan ang kaputol? guilty ka talaga nasa loob ari mo...
    mister: hindi no, wait ka lang, na cut ko lang ang photo...ayan o tingnan mo idugtong ko, o yan o di ba?
    misis: sinungaling ka talaga! magdadahilan ka pa eh ayan o, nakatirik ang ari mo! guilty ka, guilty!

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    #1565
    Misis : Walanghiya ka! Bakla ka pla...!Baklaaaa!!!!!Dyan ka na nga!!!
    Mister: Darling,saan ka pupunta?
    Misis : Maghahanap ako ng tunay na lalake!!!
    Mister: Dalawahin moh hah! Tig-isa....

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    #1566
    Quote Originally Posted by d'flash View Post
    whahahahahahaha!!!! t*ng !n*! nabiktima ako.... hahahahaha... grabeng tawa ko nito....

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    #1568
    Kinder: Maam! Pag pinaghalo po ba ang surf at Tide, bubula?

    Teacher: Oo, naman parehas na pang laba yun eh.

    Kinder: Ok po!

    (Bumulong sa classmate)

    Kinder: Tanga ni mam noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang tuition natin dito.

    hahahaha XD

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    #1569
    Quote Originally Posted by MonteroGLSV View Post
    Misis : Walanghiya ka! Bakla ka pla...!Baklaaaa!!!!!Dyan ka na nga!!!
    Mister: Darling,saan ka pupunta?
    Misis : Maghahanap ako ng tunay na lalake!!!
    Mister: Dalawahin moh hah! Tig-isa....

    ayyyy....

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    #1570
    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

    "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

    "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."

    "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

    A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

    "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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