a patient with severely infected penis went to see a french doctor. the french doctor scheduled him for an amputation to the third leg. unhappy with the news, the patient went to a german doctor and to his dismay, had the same prognosis: amputation. still not losing hope, went to an american doctor. the american doctor had the same recommendation. sadly, the patient went home and thought for a long time. "maybe if i go to the asian doctor, he may be able to save my appendage". so off to the chinese doctor he went. the chinese doctor said":american doctor, german doctor and french doctors all the same, cut cut, cut."
"me i don't cut, climb up the examination table and jump down to the floor it will fall off"
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May 24th, 2013 02:51 PM #2the washing machine in the condo broke, so the korean girl had to hand wash.
first she washed the pillow case- washy, washy washy, rinsy rinsy, rinsy, smell, smell good
next she washed her bra, washy, washy, washy,rinsy, rinsy,rinsy smell, smell good
next she washed her panties, washy washy, washy, rinsy rinsy rinsy, smell- washy washy washy, smell, washy washy, washy, smell, washy, washy washy
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May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM #9:rofl:
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I remember my ex told me na tabloids come up with really funny headlines
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May 24th, 2013 05:56 PM #11parang yung mga cojuanco... di ba ang gaganda nung anak nila Originally Posted by Retz
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May 24th, 2013 06:01 PM #12If i remember the story right, eto yung lalake who sued his wife for bearing "ugly" children. He then found out that her wife had a plastic surgery long before they met and all the children ay nagmana kay mommy... Originally Posted by Retz
The guy won in court.
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May 24th, 2013 06:06 PM #13anong case yung na-ifile? kasalanan talaga maging pangit Originally Posted by remzam
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May 24th, 2013 07:03 PM #14This prompted him to sue her for duping him into marrying here under “false pretenses.” The court agreed and ruled that the now reasonably good-looking woman should compensate her “cheated” ex-husband. Originally Posted by d'flash
Plastic Surgery Nation: Chinese Man Sues Wife For Being Ugly, Wins - All News Is Global |
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May 24th, 2013 07:27 PM #15Kawawa naman 'yung mga bata paglaki nila. Originally Posted by d'flash
Imagine sasabihan sila ng mga friends nila:
Bakit ang gaganda ng mga mga parents mo, samantalang ikaw... fanget?!?
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May 24th, 2013 11:21 PM #16Makeup lang katapat nyan sir. Kaya maganda sa babae eh ung nakikita mo siya ung bagong gising sa umaga dun mo makikita natural na beauty nya.
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