Joke Time!

**Retz** · May 21st, 2013 09:56 PM

**jick.cejoco** · May 22nd, 2013 03:17 PM

hoy! hindi mo ba nabasa ang nakasulat sa pader? sabi ng mama
intsik: oo nabasa ko.
mama: anong sabi ng sulat sa pader at hindi mo naiintindihan
intsik: sabi sa pader hindi pwele ihi dito, umihi ako, pumwele di ba?

**Retz** · May 22nd, 2013 03:22 PM

**joemarski** · May 24th, 2013 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Retz

Tao ba ito??? :tv_horror:

**_Cathy_** · May 24th, 2013 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by jick.cejoco

hahahaha golden showers

buti na lang number 1, eh kung number 2 kaya?

A different kind of golden shower :bwahaha:

**Retz** · May 24th, 2013 10:48 AM

**joemarski** · May 24th, 2013 12:34 PM

:fetch1:

**jick.cejoco** · May 24th, 2013 02:46 PM

a patient with severely infected penis went to see a french doctor. the french doctor scheduled him for an amputation to the third leg. unhappy with the news, the patient went to a german doctor and to his dismay, had the same prognosis: amputation. still not losing hope, went to an american doctor. the american doctor had the same recommendation. sadly, the patient went home and thought for a long time. "maybe if i go to the asian doctor, he may be able to save my appendage". so off to the chinese doctor he went. the chinese doctor said":american doctor, german doctor and french doctors all the same, cut cut, cut."
"me i don't cut, climb up the examination table and jump down to the floor it will fall off"

**jick.cejoco** · May 24th, 2013 02:51 PM

the washing machine in the condo broke, so the korean girl had to hand wash.
first she washed the pillow case- washy, washy washy, rinsy rinsy, rinsy, smell, smell good
next she washed her bra, washy, washy, washy,rinsy, rinsy,rinsy smell, smell good
next she washed her panties, washy washy, washy, rinsy rinsy rinsy, smell- washy washy washy, smell, washy washy, washy, smell, washy, washy washy