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    May 2nd, 2013 07:04 PM #1242
    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you View Post
    What do you mean?
    maam cathy, matanong ko lang kung ni reto ni kristeta sayo si panut esti si pnoy na makipag date sayo, papayag ka ba?
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    May 2nd, 2013 07:08 PM #1243
    Means matanda 😀
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    May 2nd, 2013 07:26 PM #1244
    Quote Originally Posted by xninjax View Post
    Pwede naman cguro ipa-shave mo yung dalawang side para ala vin diesel o bruce willis
    Mabuti pa nga. I think it looks stupid when some men do the combover (Mayor Sanchez posterboy dyan)

    Quote Originally Posted by joemarski View Post
    Ay naku! Sa ME napakaraming ganyan. Nasa lahi na yata nila ang bata pa eh naka- kalbo o napa- panot na.
    Hindi naman poblema kung magkaroon man ng ulo eh wala namang buhok.
    Ang problema eh 'yung magkaroon ka ng ulo, wala namang laman!
    I know some guys in their 30s na receding hairline na.

    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    maam cathy, matanong ko lang kung ni reto ni kristeta sayo si panut esti si pnoy na makipag date sayo, papayag ka ba?
    Hindi. I will never want to be associated with Kris Aquino.

    Quote Originally Posted by joemelr View Post
    Means matanda ��
    I don't mind matanda. I think men are at their peak in their 40s. Basta I do not like kalbo that way
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    May 2nd, 2013 07:38 PM #1245
    Quote Originally Posted by brainmafia_310 View Post
    Sir sakit naman, ME din ako hahahaha. pero din naman ako nagkaganyan, puting buhok yes and the funny thing is it eventually go away when i was working and it is started to come back now due to aging. hehehehe.
    Hahaha! Pinoy ba 'yung mga nasa picture bro? Sa tingin ko eh... hmmmnnn, from one of the over populated countries
    in the world. No pun intended, pero por dios por santo naman! Huwag naman silang mag- aapply na engineer (at may
    dala pang isang dangkal na bio- data, employment certificates, trade test certificates, etc.) kung wala o talagang konti
    lang ang alam nila...

    Bro, naranasan mo na ba na merong aplikante na nandoon na ah (sa ME) at tanggap na ng kumpanya.
    Nagkataon namang wala talagang alam o sabihin nating nagkataon na lang na di niya alam 'yung sagot mga
    tanong mo... aba eh di FAILED. Alam mo ba kung ano ang banat ni "Kunwari Engineer"???
    "Sir please don't fail me... Company will send me home... If you want, you can lower my salary... AND EVERYDAY,
    I'LL COOK YOUR FOOD, WASH YOU CLOTHES, CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND YOUR CAR..."

    Bro... mabuti na lang talaga at wala rin sa lahi namin ang pagiging kalbo...
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    May 2nd, 2013 07:59 PM #1246
    Quote Originally Posted by joemarski View Post
    Hahaha! Pinoy ba 'yung mga nasa picture bro? Sa tingin ko eh... hmmmnnn, from one of the over populated countries
    in the world. No pun intended, pero por dios por santo naman! Huwag naman silang mag- aapply na engineer (at may
    dala pang isang dangkal na bio- data, employment certificates, trade test certificates, etc.) kung wala o talagang konti
    lang ang alam nila...

    Bro, naranasan mo na ba na merong aplikante na nandoon na ah (sa ME) at tanggap na ng kumpanya.
    Nagkataon namang wala talagang alam o sabihin nating nagkataon na lang na di niya alam 'yung sagot mga
    tanong mo... aba eh di FAILED. Alam mo ba kung ano ang banat ni "Kunwari Engineer"???
    "Sir please don't fail me... Company will send me home... If you want, you can lower my salary... AND EVERYDAY,
    I'LL COOK YOUR FOOD, WASH YOU CLOTHES, CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND YOUR CAR..."

    Bro... mabuti na lang talaga at wala rin sa lahi namin ang pagiging kalbo...

    Sorry bro kala ko Mechanical Engineer, Middle East pala - sensya mabagal utak. pero no ill intent pre hahahaha.

    Honestly, nagkaputing buhok ako nun college ako sa Mapua. nawala lang ng nakapasa ako sa Board at nagtatrabaho na ako. pero that was like 2003, pero now medyo may pauntiunting bumabalik. hehehe.
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    May 2nd, 2013 08:27 PM #1247
    Buti na lang Architecture ako sa MIT at di Engg kaya pala namumuti lang ang buhok ko ngayon kahit nasa ME.. sabi nga ng isang instructor namin noon sa Mapua na kaya daw Arki kinuha namin dahil bobo kami sa math..
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    May 2nd, 2013 08:31 PM #1248
    Quote Originally Posted by brainmafia_310 View Post
    Sorry bro kala ko Mechanical Engineer, Middle East pala - sensya mabagal utak. pero no ill intent pre hahahaha.

    Honestly, nagkaputing buhok ako nun college ako sa Mapua. nawala lang ng nakapasa ako sa Board at nagtatrabaho na ako. pero that was like 2003, pero now medyo may pauntiunting bumabalik. hehehe.
    Electrical Engineer naman ako. Ang sarap maging Engineer di ba?
    Nagkaroon rin ako ng puting buhok noong College years. Akala ko nga tuloy- tuloy na.
    Sobrang pag- aaral daw 'yon... Ayaw ko kasing maka- tanggap ng grades na "baluktot"!
    Awa naman ng diyos, long hair pa rin... mababawasan daw kasi mga chicks ko kung ako'y maka- kalbo.
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    May 2nd, 2013 08:57 PM #1249
    naging usapang kalbo na, Sino ba kasi nag post ng pic ng panot.
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    May 2nd, 2013 09:00 PM #1250
    Quote Originally Posted by jansky View Post
    PASAHERO: Manong Jollibee.
    DRIVER: Hindi Jollibee pangalan ko.
    PASAHERO: Magkano po bayad sa Jollibee.
    DRIVER: Depende sa meal mo.
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    PASAHERO: Magkano po ang pamasahe sa Jollibee?
    DRIVER: Alam ko walang masahe doon.
    PASAHERO: (nainis na) MAGKANO PO ANG PAMASAHE PAPUNTANG JOLLIBEE??!!
    DRIVER: Ayy sorry totoy, lampas na tayo.

    aw hahahaha XD
    nasa office ako napahagikgik ako ng wala sa oras haha!
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    May 3rd, 2013 09:24 AM #1251



    Mona Lisa - Morocco :twak:
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    May 3rd, 2013 02:09 PM #1252
    ^

    basta mga engineers, matitinik yan sa mga chicks.
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    May 3rd, 2013 03:49 PM #1253
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ^

    basta mga engineers, matitinik yan sa mga chicks.

    Boss Retz,

    di po joke yan. totoo po iyan.


    hahahahah... peace.
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    May 3rd, 2013 04:08 PM #1254
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ^

    basta mga engineers, matitinik yan sa mga chicks.
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    Boss Retz,

    di po joke yan. totoo po iyan.

    hahahahah... peace.
    Nadisgrasya na! That's classified! Dali, lipat na sa p126 at baka mabuko pa!
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    May 3rd, 2013 06:09 PM #1255
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    May 3rd, 2013 07:39 PM #1256
    ^I don't see anything?
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    May 3rd, 2013 08:12 PM #1257
    monalisaarmy.jpg

    enlisted Monalisa (grrr ayaw talaga lumitaw mga pics)
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    May 3rd, 2013 09:45 PM #1258
    Patay kang bata ka...


    Why husbands avoid questions!

    WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

    Husband: No...

    Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?

    Husband: Of course i do.

    Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

    Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?

    Husband: Yes, it's a great house.

    Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

    Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.

    Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

    Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..

    Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

    Husband: No, her size is '6'

    Wife: --silence-

    Husband: 'sh***t'...!!
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    May 4th, 2013 09:28 AM #1259
    ^ ^ ^ Hahaha! Ganun ba talaga mga bubae? Mamamatay na lang, makulit pa?!?
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