Joke Time!

**joemarski** · March 9th, 2013 03:59 PM

guys, help me naman... di ko magawang mapalabas ang image dito... tia

**CVT** · March 9th, 2013 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by joemarski

guys, help me naman... di ko magawang mapalabas ang image dito... tia

Nawala yata ang brown bottles...

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**xninjax** · March 9th, 2013 06:36 PM

**d'flash** · March 9th, 2013 07:45 PM

:naughty2::naughty2:

**macsd** · March 9th, 2013 09:37 PM

Anak : inay, makakuha ako ng hamburger sa basurahan
Nanay : anak , huwag mong
Anak : bakit naman inay ?
Nanay : anak, bulok na yan
Anak : hindi kaya, dun ko ito nakuha sa hindi nabubulok

**macsd** · March 9th, 2013 10:02 PM

A wife lost 3 panties in her house.
She blamed the her maid in front of her husband.

The maid replied " sir you are my witness! I don't wear panty, di ba"

Boss was having *** with his secretary when all of a sudden his wife enters his office....
Wife : You can;t do this to me !
Boss: Oh i know, that's why i'm doing it to her!

Mga bago sa INGLISH vocabulary ni Aling Dionisia :

Long time no see - matagal ng bulag

Misunderstanding - babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading - unang kasal

Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish - magbenta ng isda

Contemplate - konti ang plato

Defeat - ang mga paa

Statue - ikaw ba yan ?

Aspect - pantusok ng yelo

City - numero bago mag-otso

Caller - lalagyan ng yelo

Tips for a Happy ***ual Life :
1. Air condition your room.
2. Spray romantic perfume
3. Avoid noises
4. Use quality & flavored condoms
5. Start slowly with a gentle kiss
6. Always prefer wet *** to reduce pain
7. Use mouth wash for fresh up your breath
8. Turn on some romantic music
9. Have *** for a least 2 hours
10.Have *** regularly for a healthy living
11.Return home in time !

Mrs : sweetheart pahingi naman ng pang shopping
Mr : Bakit , ano naman ang gusto mong bilihin ?
Mrs: bibili lang ako ng bagong bra.
Mr : huwag na, maliit naman ah dibdib mo, wala rin gamit ang bra sa iyo.
Mrs: eh bakit ikaw nagbiBRIEF

**Retz** · March 9th, 2013 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by xninjax

langhya naman si bf.

**joemarski** · March 10th, 2013 10:09 AM

Hanapin ang mga patay! Ito ang aking HANAPBUHAY...

**170kphlang** · March 10th, 2013 09:29 PM

mag syota magka-chat sa FB:

GF: bhe, maglolog-out na ako ha, nagaglit na tatay ko dahil magdamag na akong nakababad dito sa computer, kapag hindi ko pa daw ni-log out to ingungudngod niya daw mukha ko sa keyboard..

BF: pano na yan? e gusto pa kita ka-chat..

GF: ako din naman bhe, kaso ingungudngod dawuywdalfho;aijfpqefjhwd/FWdKfoi;qehfwkffhd;h"jkblkf9 fu8'0ir2woiufadbhlshuvpasg;A <>C> lwugdLhjbfjlefief;oawlif;efjuofpIfQIPKDofhu:j "ehUWOifaWP'[sgrzo'kgiw'e'kgihgjw'o'skg0aj'eiaho i;aoegjf;aij'fpoaeifhu[9w 8hqi;jp'woaeos;uafj:jakfleflafafajlkvjajfhalfjlhal fnlajbflaknfljakhflak;jflhajflahba9huwoijw;oihuldq onf;aoihura/wkfekf na98pyfeoirjqgfaejpkjly[josjbfkabvscuqwtfrwrohryok;flkmnclv vnjavdytqdyugfrihopjgnskljbkhavbVKABUfdytgfipjwpok ge'knhjlsbhfafoqjl'aopufhopqjfnq'kf[qohf

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