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    #41
    its a shame pilipinos still dont know about how not to ejaculate and recyxle their sperm from the penis upto the brain and down to the solar plexos
    they key to understanding it is to find the meaning of "solar plexos". google nyo na lang. I think he (the poster) maybe Spanish.

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    #42
    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBimmer
    all of you messed this time whole your life! :D
    hahahaha! hindi kaya yun life na sinasabi nya eh life ng sperm?

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    #43
    Quote Originally Posted by GasJunkie
    *gulp gulp gulp* = hotness.......
    He He. Speak for yourself. You're alone on this one.

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    #44
    Quote Originally Posted by ortitzrl
    its a shame pilipinos still dont know about how not to ejaculate and recyxle their sperm from the penis upto the brain and down to the solar plexos.if nofilipinos done it ,then they mess 1/2 of their life.
    your sperm will only be ejaculated to the woman you want to get pregnant.so dont waste that preciuos power. The sperm is power man.It create humans, dont you believed it?really ,you mess 1/2 of your life!
    if there is no woman around, just recycle your sperm it is still there inside you.
    Again you dont know how?
    You really messed this time whole of your life.
    try looking at this from a gay man's point of view, then maybe it'll make sense.

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    #45
    Quote Originally Posted by FXT
    try looking at this from a gay man's point of view, then maybe it'll make sense.
    if the term is "harvesting" sperm, maybe ... :bwahaha:

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    #46
    yuck!

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    #47
    WTF? Recycling?

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    #48
    Protect the environment! Recycle your sperm! :lol:

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    #49
    recycle!!

    drink pee!

    eat poop!

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    #50
    Quote Originally Posted by graphire
    Protect the environment! Recycle your sperm! :lol:
    Not me. We already have our family. Therefore, my job is done. From now on, it's time to rock the house..... (skip the spray, I don't like cleaning up my own mess)
    Edit: and run nekkid around the house.....
    Last edited by Jun aka Pekto; March 2nd, 2006 at 12:13 PM.

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    #51
    Quote Originally Posted by ortitzrl
    its a shame pilipinos still dont know about how not to ejaculate and recyxle their sperm from the penis upto the brain and down to the solar plexos.if nofilipinos done it ,then they mess 1/2 of their life.
    your sperm will only be ejaculated to the woman you want to get pregnant.so dont waste that preciuos power. The sperm is power man.It create humans, dont you believed it?really ,you mess 1/2 of your life!
    if there is no woman around, just recycle your sperm it is still there inside you.
    Again you dont know how?
    You really messed this time whole of your life.
    wow pare ... sarap ng tama mo ... meron paba tayo dyan?

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    #52
    hehehe!! need nya recycle utak..... basta me, putok ng putok bah!!!! kesehoda kanila todo!!!!

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    #53
    Quote Originally Posted by ortitzrl
    its a shame pilipinos still dont know about how not to ejaculate and recyxle their sperm from the penis upto the brain and down to the solar plexos.if nofilipinos done it ,then they mess 1/2 of their life.
    your sperm will only be ejaculated to the woman you want to get pregnant.so dont waste that preciuos power. The sperm is power man.It create humans, dont you believed it?really ,you mess 1/2 of your life!
    if there is no woman around, just recycle your sperm it is still there inside you.
    Again you dont know how?
    You really messed this time whole of your life.

    maybe if we try a literal translation into tagalog itl make more sense:
    (maybe you guys can help me out din lol)

    sayang di alam ng mga pinoy kung pano di labasan at i-recycle and kanilang tamod (sorry i dont know any better words here haha) galing sa kanilang ari paakyat sa utak at bababa sa 'solar peksus'(di ko alam tagalog nito). kung walang nakagawa nito, na-miss mo kalahati ng buhay mo. para hindi ka mawalan ng lakas dapat labasan ka lang sa babaeng gusto mong buntisin. ang tamod ay lakas pre. gumagawa ito ng tao, di ka ba naniniwala? masira kalahati ng buhay mo!
    kung walang babae sa paligid, i-recycle mo lang ang iyong tamod sa loob ng katawan mo.
    di mo pa rin alam kung paano?
    ngayon sinira mo na talaga ang buong buhay mo!

    LMAO!!!

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    #54
    Well Done Chip!

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    #55
    WAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip
    maybe if we try a literal translation into tagalog itl make more sense:
    (maybe you guys can help me out din lol)

    sayang di alam ng mga pinoy kung pano di labasan at i-recycle and kanilang tamod (sorry i dont know any better words here haha) galing sa kanilang ari paakyat sa utak at bababa sa 'solar peksus'(di ko alam tagalog nito). kung walang nakagawa nito, na-miss mo kalahati ng buhay mo. para hindi ka mawalan ng lakas dapat labasan ka lang sa babaeng gusto mong buntisin. ang tamod ay lakas pre. gumagawa ito ng tao, di ka ba naniniwala? masira kalahati ng buhay mo!
    kung walang babae sa paligid, i-recycle mo lang ang iyong tamod sa loob ng katawan mo.
    di mo pa rin alam kung paano?
    ngayon sinira mo na talaga ang buong buhay mo!
    Malabo parin!

    How do you recycle your sperm ba talaga? yukkkyyyy na talaga... grossshhh... di ko ma take. :bwahaha:

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    #57
    bwehehehehe.....

    nice work chip! ;)

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    #58
    *** is necessary acdg to American Doctors association *** is good for your health atleast 3x a week..thats a minimum me basta my chikababes basta 2matayo...hala kayoodddd....mahirap na baka maging sagooooo ang hirap ilabas yunng noooo... :twak:

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    #59
    holy

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    #60
    in A.D. 2006 thread was still going...

    tsikoteers: what happen?

    other tsikoteers: someone set up us the thread.

    tsikoteers: main screen turn on.

    tsikoteers: it's you!

    ortitzrl: ha ha ha. all your sperm are belong to us.

    tsikoteers: what you say?

    ortitzrl: you have no chance to recycle sperm, make your time. ha! ha! ha!

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