Is *** Really Necessary? Read on...

[Luap]

its a shame pilipinos still dont know about how not to ejaculate and recyxle their sperm from the penis upto the brain and down to the solar plexos.if nofilipinos done it ,then they mess 1/2 of their life.
your sperm will only be ejaculated to the woman you want to get pregnant.so dont waste that preciuos power. The sperm is power man.It create humans, dont you believed it?really ,you mess 1/2 of your life!
if there is no woman around, just recycle your sperm it is still there inside you.
Again you dont know how?
You really messed this time whole of your life.

lemme guess brutha...your dad is an expert in sperm recycling right? so maybe, you're a recycled sperm before you reach your mom's egg! No thanks! I won't recycle beacuse I want a normal kid

[Luap]

its a shame pilipinos still dont know about how not to ejaculate and recyxle their sperm from the penis upto the brain and down to the solar plexos.if nofilipinos done it ,then they mess 1/2 of their life.
your sperm will only be ejaculated to the woman you want to get pregnant.so dont waste that preciuos power. The sperm is power man.It create humans, dont you believed it?really ,you mess 1/2 of your life!
if there is no woman around, just recycle your sperm it is still there inside you.
Again you dont know how?
You really messed this time whole of your life.

WARNING!!! TOO MUCH RECYCLING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!

[Flagg]

Well of course it is necessary! It is also good for the economy!

[ts1n1ta]

*taas kamay* uhh... question lang... How do you recycle sperm???

[1D4LV]

*taas kamay* uhh... question lang... How do you recycle sperm???

based on my understanding of what the poster said. this is how recycling should be done...

a. during the point of almost ejaculating, pull out or withdraw;
b. ejaculate using the "mariang palad" method.... put it in a container or something.
c. use a straw;
d. snort it.

it goes directly to the brain...

[Sheep]

based on my understanding of what the poster said. this is how recycling should be done...

a. during the point of almost ejaculating, pull out or withdraw;
b. ejaculate using the "mariang palad" method.... put it in a container or something.
c. use a straw;
d. snort it.

it goes directly to the brain...

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

[FrankDrebin]

*taas kamay* uhh... question lang... How do you recycle sperm???

Have you used Domex when cleaning your kitchen or bathroom?

[Jun aka Pekto]

I agree with those findings. I get it a couple times a week and don't need no stinkin boner pills.

As for recycling sperm. I thought it referred to a female using it as a mike.... Although there's no way the spunk is going to reach the brain. The stomach, maybe. But the brain?

[wren]

to me, good *** and a good massage are the best stress relievers. if you get both at the same time, i'd say you're in heaven on earth. why do you think those oriental massage places are so popular?

[karlbo]

[Flagg]

Sir ortitzrl, curious lang po ha, how do you do that? Do you.... Yaiks!!! Ayoko makita!!! Wag po, wag po!!!!

[espeago]

Make Love longer.. Live Longer!

[CtrlAltDel]

Kailangan pa bang i-memorize 'yan?
Dont know about you guys but I had a long session last night.
And I'm still quite high, hehehe

[margaux]

naguluhan ako sa grammar :bwahaha:

[baiskee]

ano daw?

whappack! nawala ako sa wisyo ko.

pa re-post naman ng thread.

[BlueBimmer]

me no understand you engrish!!!!

[CVT]

Ang tagal na ng thread na ito (2.5 years ago) and still going strong!

[BlueBimmer]

hehehe weirdossss

[badkuk]

i think sir ortitzrl is advocating masturbation. tama po ba, sir?

i read somewhere that frequent masturbation/ejaculation sorts of makes your sperm "fresh" -- i.e. when you do plan on having kids, the greater the chance of "fresh" new sperm combining with your lady's eggs, and hence, healthier kids

uh, resident doctors, feel free to support/refute B)

[Jun aka Pekto]

i think sir ortitzrl is advocating masturbation. tama po ba, sir?

i read somewhere that frequent masturbation/ejaculation sorts of makes your sperm "fresh" -- i.e. when you do plan on having kids, the greater the chance of "fresh" new sperm combining with your lady's eggs, and hence, healthier kids

uh, resident doctors, feel free to support/refute B)

Choking the chicken often will result in immature sperm as well as a lower sperm count, not to mention a droopy little soldier that might make her snicker. Still, only one sperm is needed to break through an egg's protective coating.