Text Jokes!!!

**j_avonni** · October 13th, 2006 03:46 PM

No one can evr be satisfied w/ d ff
3 things in life:
1. mobile phone
2. automobile
3. wife
Bcoz there is always a new model available.

**jv20** · October 13th, 2006 04:25 PM

alone? im beside u
inlove? im hapi for you
hurt? u may cry on my shoulder
nid hug? my arms are yours
nid money? wala si jv! umalis! 2log!
Hu u? di na 2 no. nya!

**silhouette** · October 13th, 2006 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by tsupermario

gf: hubarin mo bra ko!
bf: yes dear..
gf: hubarin mo din panty ko!
bf: yes dear..
gf: sa susunod, huwag mo na isusuot ang mga gamit ko ha!!

baklesh...hehe. :sampay:

**j_avonni** · October 13th, 2006 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by jv20

alone? im beside u
inlove? im hapi for you
hurt? u may cry on my shoulder
nid hug? my arms are yours
nid money? wala si jv! umalis! 2log!
Hu u? di na 2 no. nya!

It just happened to me. Now I'm always out of town.

**dxx_ddf** · October 13th, 2006 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by j_avonni

No one can evr be satisfied w/ d ff
3 things in life:
1. mobile phone
2. automobile
3. wife
Bcoz there is always a new model available.

tama ka dyan sir.. automobile, taon taon merong bago. pambihira! mobile phone, bwan-bwan meron din.. wife??? pwede pa chicks, araw-araw bagooo...

**tsupermario** · October 13th, 2006 05:15 PM

sön:
papa,i lyk dat grl,
& i want 2 marry her!

Dad:
my s0n,dnt marry dat gurl,cz shes ur sistr,& ur mama d0esnt knw.

The next day...
ma,i wnt 2 marry dat grl,bt papa sed,
i shud n0t,bc0z shes my sis & u d0nt knw!

M0m:
my s0n,marry dat gurl cz ur papa s n0t ur father, & he d0esnt knw.. =)

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QUOTE FOR ALCOHOLICS

" A biG hAnGoveR LaSts 0nLy a dAy.. But tHe fuNny, hApy, sAd, tRuthfuL, eMbaRasSn dRunkeN mEmoRies wiL LaSt foRevEr..

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'10 QU0TABLE QU0TES'

1) better Late than pregnant.
2) pag my tyaga, Goodluck.
3) Aanhin pa ang dam0,kabay0 ba ak0?
4) Pg binat0 ka ng bat0,kawawa k.
5) kung my isinuks0k, may mabubuntiz!
6) it'z better 2 give, much better 2 receive.
7) Cleanlinez iz nxt 2 G0dlinez, 0ilinez iz nxt 2 blemishez.
8) taong naglalakad nang matulin, pawisin.
9) Pgkahaba haba man ng prusisyon, mauubusn din ng kandila.
10) honesty is... Such a lonely word

**outmap** · October 13th, 2006 09:48 PM

Binata: Okey pala pag ibabaong mabuti.

Dalaga: Okey nga sana, pero hirap ka namang bunutin. Ang lalaki pa ng ugat.

Tatay ng dalaga: Hoy, lalaki! Ano ‘yang ibinabaong mabuti na maugat, ha?!

Boyfriend: Ito pong halaman…

Tatay ng dalaga: Ahh… ehh… sige, ibaon mong mabuti nang hindi lumabas ang ugat!

**outmap** · October 13th, 2006 09:48 PM

Mateo: May asawa ka na ba?

GRO: Oo… sa isang butas sa likod, ha?

Mateo: Huh?! Bakit du’n ang gusto mo?

GRO: Ahh… ehh… kumbaga, ‘yung sa likod ang pan-contestant.

Mateo: At ‘yung sa harap?

GRO: Pang-home partner.

**outmap** · October 13th, 2006 09:49 PM

Misis: Anong excuse mo at inumaga ka ng uwi, aber?!

Mister: Ahh… ehh… nag-golf ako kasama si pare…

Misis: Ano?! Hanggang madaling-araw?

Mister: Gumamit kasi kami ng ‘night clubs.’

**outmap** · October 13th, 2006 09:50 PM

Juan: Father, nakita ko po ‘yung pilay, nagdarasal sa altar. Tapos, itinapon ang saklay niya!

Pari: Diyos ko! Isa itong milagro! Nasaan siya?!

Juan: Nandoon po… nakadapa at dumudugo ang ilong.