FWD:
> AS the political crisis deepens, more and more jokes are circulating. Texters
> and bloggers are now asked to “stop all the intrigues.” As all jokes are,
> what one finds funny maybe offensive to some.
>
> Humor has always been a tool for people to reflect on a nation’s political
> process. It is also an outlet for the frustrations of people who feel
> oppressed, revealing truths that might have gone unseen.
> Here, we’re posting another ‘Hello Garci’ ringtone version made available via
> ********** and a set of jokes we’ve compiled so far as a rejoinder to
> Uniquely Pinoy Humor.
> Flash: GMA popularity ratings reach an all time high. Her CD reached platinum
> in less less than a week.
> ===
> BUNYE: I have the authentic tape! Theirs is the doctored sister!
> PAGUIA: My tape is the older sister of Bunye’s tape!
> ONG: I have the mother of all tapes!
> WYCOCO: I have the mother of all mother tapes!
> PING: I have the Grandmother of all those mother tapes you fool!
> ERAP: Anak ng jueteng! All I have is the Querida with me, I mean the
> stepmother of the grandmother of all those mother tapes!!! But the Querida
> always knows more, ask Julie Yap!
> RAMOS: I have the real mother of all grandmother tapes!!! hehehe!
> CARDINAL SIN: I have the Mother Superior tape with me, and you can bet it’s
> the virgin version!
> ATE GLOW: You fools! I am the surrogate mother to all those tapes! Sorry, all
> those wiretapped materials are just phone rehearsals for my upcoming movie
> with Eddie Garci entitled “Lagot ka, lagot ka! The Movie!” And yes, we leaked
> the tape as a publicity stunt. Thanks for all the publicity.
> ===
> Gloria’s prayer: gambling lords, who art in jueteng hakot be thy name thy
> kickback come, thy wealth be done in Malacañang as it is in Pampanga. Amin
> iyan!
> ===
> Reporter: Madam president what can you say about the allegations of Sandra Cam
> and Samuel Ong?
> PGMA: Oh cam ong! Do you really believe them?
>
> ===
> GMA: “Lord, you put me here, please help me.”
> Lord’s reply: “Wrong number! This is the good Lord…try your jueteng lords.
> Maybe they can help you!”
> ===
> Ano ang favorite songs ng Arroyo family?
> "Jueteng" in Vain by Bob Marley
> "Jueteng" for Tonight by J-Lo
> Right Here "Jueteng" for You by Richard Marx


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juskudai, nakakahiya. Although some countries might find this story amusing.
