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August 14th, 2006 08:09 PM #1
Break time muna...
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DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the
chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it
was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
.At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were."
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year
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August 15th, 2006 06:30 PM #3
i never wished to be a girl... hahaha... hirap din sila bro... imagine yourself na pregnant... nakow!
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August 15th, 2006 06:51 PM #4
the best email that i got this year said...
"congratulations for your promotion"
:hihihi:
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August 15th, 2006 07:43 PM #5
ayus...
lesson of the story:
be contented with what you have...always count your blessings and be thankful to God..hehehe..
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August 15th, 2006 07:49 PM #6
Thank God for what you do have right now , cause you may never know on when all of this would be taken away from you
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August 16th, 2006 12:39 PM #7
thank god for all the housewives and please appreciate them more than usual now that we know what they're going through everyday.
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wala kasi kwenta kahit ano pa tollroad yan eh kung sabay-sabay kayou uuwi. Ang lunas talaga jan...
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