Will you vote for Nancy Binay?

[testament11]

Mabuti pa atang tanggapin na lang natin na ganito talaga bansa natin

Ganun na nga lang. Isang himala nalang talaga ang pwedeng mangyari para masalba ang Pinas sa mga bobong pulitiko


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[d'flash]

Overconfident Nancy Binay Dares the Filipino People: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME!
Posted on May 11, 2013 623

MAKATI, Philippines — With only two days left before 52 million registered Filipino voters head to their respective precinct to cast their votes, United Nationalist Alliance (UNA) senatorial candidate Nancy Binay held an impromptu press conference early Saturday morning at her residence for her to make an announcement to the Filipino people.
“Thank you all for coming to this last minute press conference,” said a spokesperson for Binay. ”With Monday fast approaching, it is with great confidence for me to introduce your newest senator, Nancy Binay!”
“Salamat po at nakarating kayo. Maaaring nagtataka kayo kung bakit ako nagpatawag tayo ng press conference (Thank you all for coming. You might be wondering why I called for a press conference),” said an unkempt Binay, who was still in her pajamas and looked like she just woke up.
“May napanaginipan ako kagabi (Last night, I had a dream),” narrated Binay. “Senador na daw ako at gumanda na daw ang buhay ng mga Pilipino (I was a senator and the welfare of the Filipino people was beautiful).“
“Nung isang araw lang, binilhan ako ni Mommy ng mga damit at sapatos na pangSenado eh . Kaya masasabi ko na sigurado na ang tagumpay ko (Just the other day, mommy bought me a full set of wardrobe for me to wear to the senate. That is why I’m confident to say that my victory is inevitable).”
She went on to add, “Kaya sa mga wala pa ding tiwala o di kaya’y hindi matanggap ang siguradong mangyayari (pause) bahala kayo sa buhay nyo (So to all my detractors who has no faith in my capabilities (pause) that’s your problem)! “
When asked by a member of the press how confident she was, the inexperienced candidate quipped, “Confident na confident! Made na made na talaga ako.“
But the overconfident candidate did not stop there. Before handing the microphone back to her spokesperson, Binay made another shocking announcement.
“In fact, sobrang confident ako na mananalo ako, no matter what, na hinahamon ko ang sambayanang Pilipino na huwag akong iboto sa Lunes (In fact, I am so confident of my victory that I dare the entire Filipino people to not vote for me this coming Monday)!”
When asked to repeat what she just said to avoid confusion, she said: “Inuulit ko. Sa mga boboto sa akin sa darating na Lunes, huwag nyo na akong iboto (I repeat. To everyone who’s considering voting for me this coming Monday, don’t. Don’t vote for me)!”
The previously soft-spoken Binay was now oozing with confidence and bravado that she went on to add, “Sa mga boboto sa akin, please lang ibigay nyo nalang ang boto nyo kay Falcone o di kaya kay Penson (To everyone who will vote for me, please kindly give your vote to either Falcone or Penson instead).
“In fact, let’s make it more interesting. Dinedare ko kayo na ibigay nyo ang boto nyo kay Risa Hontiveros imbes na sa akin (I dare you to instead give your vote to Risa Hontiveros instead of me).“
“Tinitiyak ko sa inyo na mananalo pa din ako (I guarantee you all that I will still come out the victor)!”
After that, the press conference was over.

[vinj]

It kasi yun. Peyborit ng dogs namin yan.

Favorite din ito ng boxer ko dati. :D

Kasama pala si nancy binay sa binasbasan ng INC. Anyare?

Investment for 2016 indeed!

Vice Ganda just earned points on my respect book with those statements.

[lowslowbenz]

NO ... and I did'nt even vote .....

[oliver1013]

Initial results show nancy at number 4.....gordon,15th..tanginang yan..

[chua_riwap]

kahit nga si bum parang pasok din.
la nang magagawa. :sad:

[d'flash]

ano pa lalo mangyayari sa pilipinas nito? ako sa totoo lang di talaga aabot ng 12 ang karapat-dapat na maging senador

[Monseratto]

I think too much air in the brain is part of the Binay pedigree...

[170kphlang]

tapos may mga nagsasabi at pinagtatanggol pa si nancy binay-angeles na bakit daw si cory isang simpleng housewife at walang alam sa politics naging presidente, bakit di si nancy. kundi ba naman sila ung*s at kalahati kaya nga ayaw natin manalo yang nancy na yan kasi ayaw na natin maulit yung pagkakamali na yun e..

[beni23]

Nalungkot ako. 4th si binay. ((( anyare?

[oliver1013]

Bobo...andami nila

[_Cathy_]

She'll surely win. hay. Almost all the candidates I voted are at the bottom.

[170kphlang]

ayan na, kay binay gaganda ang kanilang buhay..

[crave]

shet na malagket, nakapasok si panget. madami talaga ang bilib kay Dora.

[_Cathy_]

I don't blame Filipinos for leaving this country (for good) talaga.

[kenzie]

Grace Poe no 1 tindeh ! 12M na votes so far kakaiba

[Parkuu]

Binay is 5th and Poe is 1st. I cant believe this!


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[Densker]

Hahahaha! Nancy Binay! Elections... It's more fun in the Philippines!

[testament11]

Tayo'y nasa isang bangungot na mahirap nang lampasan :hammer:

Unofficial results from GMA 7

[zel.chikot]

Tayo'y nasa isang bangungot na mahirap nang lampasan :hammer:

Unofficial results from GMA 7

Para sakin ayoko kay binay, villar, and bam quino. Pero si Grace Poe, okay lang na makapasok siya sa 12. Gordon deserves to be one of the 12 too.