Really dumb statements made by lawmakers/mayors etc.

[Imau]

from our beloved ex-governor of Cagayan Valley, Melvin Vargas. During his speach in a high school graduation, his then Vice Governor arrived late, he wanted to humiliate him because they were at odds. He said: Ladies and gentlemen, announcing the arrival of our LATE vice governor....

[stinkaboy]

from our beloved ex-governor of Cagayan Valley, Melvin Vargas. During his speach in a high school graduation, his then Vice Governor arrived late, he wanted to humiliate him because they were at odds. He said: Ladies and gentlemen, announcing the arrival of our LATE vice governor....

palagi ko nakukuha sa text and joke na to hehe

[theveed]

heheheh

[karl88]

Sen. Lito Lapid in a radio interview.

After talking about Charter Change...
RAdio Announcer: Eh, senator okay din ang Federal form of government... parang tulad ng sa america.

Sen. L. L.: okay nga yan pero mahirap para sa mga kababayan nating mga kulot... yung mga aeta ba... kasi paano sila susuot ng americana.

[outmap]

Hehe, eto galing sa former Mayor ng LP, si Nene A.
N.A. : "Ewan ko ba sa mga baklang yan, padami ng padami eh hindi naman sila nanganganak!"

Ewan ko kung naisip nya lang yun o patawa lang. Natuwa naman ako eh.

[Jun aka Pekto]

Hehe, eto galing sa former Mayor ng LP, si Nene A.
N.A. : "Ewan ko ba sa mga baklang yan, padami ng padami eh hindi naman sila nanganganak!"

Ewan ko kung naisip nya lang yun o patawa lang. Natuwa naman ako eh.

Who's the new LP mayor? Nene A. He used to be our neighbor.

[slip-slick]

Who's the new LP mayor? Nene A. He used to be our neighbor.

asawa naman nya yata mayor ngayon..

[Jun aka Pekto]

asawa naman nya yata mayor ngayon..

So, it's the ex-teacher who's now the mayor of LPC? Wow..... Gee. They both used to be the recluse types, rarely to be seen outside except when hubby's tending his roosters. Then all of a sudden, Vergel and now his wife, became the mayor? I would've never imagined.......

Edit: Actually, they're still our neighbors based on what I found in Google.

As for the topic in question, He seemed to be a no-nonsense kind of guy. So, I don't think he's prone to making stupid comments. Of course, about that "bakla" statement, I'm not surprised and he probably meant every word of it.

[slip-slick]

So, it's the ex-teacher who's now the mayor of LPC? Wow..... Gee. They both used to be the recluse types, rarely to be seen outside except when hubby's tending his roosters. Then all of a sudden, Vergel and now his wife, became the mayor? I would've never imagined.......

Edit: Actually, they're still our neighbors based on what I found in Google.

As for the topic in question, He seemed to be a no-nonsense kind of guy. So, I don't think he's prone to making stupid comments. Of course, about that "bakla" statement, I'm not surprised and he probably meant every word of it.

dalawa lang naman may hawak ng LPC, Villars and Aguilars.. and now, nag join na din yan 2 families na yan, by marriage of their child(ren).. i think..

[baludoy]

boybi asks:

totoo bang sinabi ni lito lapid yan?

ayon dun sa email na natanggap ko sinabi niya nga daw ito

jun aka pekto asks:

Who's the new LP mayor? Nene A. He used to be our neighbor.

asawa niya. si imelda i think.

[badkuk]

manood kayo ng The Daily Show so you won't feel too bad about being stuck here B)

[OTEP]

Ok yung Daily Show (daily, 10pm Jack TV). Ang ganda ng editing at mga comments. hehehe.

[OTEP]

Nung binomba yung Grepalife Building sa Makati, andun agad si Binay.

Sabi niya sa interview: "Nagro-ROAMING kasi ang mga gwardiya dito..."

Anak ng...anong roaming iyan? ROVING dapat!!! Ginawa mo pang cellphone ang mga security guards. hehehe.

[Bogeyman]

Nung binomba yung Grepalife Building sa Makati, andun agad si Binay.

Sabi niya sa interview: "Nagro-ROAMING kasi ang mga gwardiya dito..."

Anak ng...anong roaming iyan? ROVING dapat!!! Ginawa mo pang cellphone ang mga security guards. hehehe.

Baka ibig niyang sabihin, talagang nagro-roaming yung mga gwardiya sa cellphone nila, kaya nalusutan sila nung bomber.

[claRkEnt]

came across this one sa Inquirer --- kapal talaga mukha!

God’s warnings to GMA, JDV


By Neal Cruz
Inquirer
Last updated 00:51am (Mla time) 10/02/2006

Published on page A14 of the October 2, 2006 issue of the Philippine Daily Inquirer

AMBITION WON OVER THE FEAR OF GOD IN the case of Speaker Jose de Venecia after his scary plane flight to Cebu. JDV was on his way to Iloilo when the plane developed engine trouble and had to be diverted to Mactan airport.

According to Sen. Franklin Drilon, who was with JDV in the plane, Joe was so worried about his mortality. After the plane landed without an event, he told the senator that he had prayed to God all throughout the flight and made many promises—one of which could be that he would abandon the Cha-cha (Charter change) train if he survived.

That good news lasted very briefly. The very next day, the bad news came to light again when JDV called up the Inquirer to say that he had not abandoned the Cha-Cha train and that his scary flight only made him decide to try harder. Ambition and megalomania won again.

That is human nature. During a crisis, humans pray intensely to God and make many promises should he be spared, but once the crisis is over, they forget the promises and go back to their old, wicked ways. And JDV is only human.

[empy]

^wahehe...in the first place, why did JDV promise God to abandon the Cha-Cha if his life was spared? the only reason you would do so if you believed that God wanted you to stop :evillaugh

so by continuing on with his plan, he's acknowledging that he's doing something which his heart of hearts believes is ungodly :bwahaha:

(but then again look at the news source... )

[GlennSter]

paging ISUZOOM!!!

[bunge]

eto totoong nangyari sa speech ni Jun Labo bilang dating mayor ng Baguio noong 80's, di ko makalimutan dahil nandoon ako noon... nandoon si Defense Minister Juan Ponce Enrile at saka si Ramos na Lt General ng PC palang... umpisa ng speech... " Malugod ko pong tinatanggap ang pagpunta sa pagtitipon na ito ni Hon. Min. (HONMIN) Juan Ponce-Enrile at Lt.Gen.(ELTIGEN) Fidel Ramos." Halos di magkamayaw ang tawanan noon na di alam ni Jun Labo na sya pala ang pinagtatawanan, dahil seryoso sya sa mga sinabi nya. Ng tanungin sya sa interview bakit ganoon daw ang pagkakasabi nya, ang sagot nya e yon daw ang nakasulat sa speech nya at binabasa lang nya... napagalitan ng husto ang speech writer pagkatapos.

[wren]

eto totoong nangyari sa speech ni Jun Labo bilang dating mayor ng Baguio noong 80's, di ko makalimutan dahil nandoon ako noon... nandoon si Defense Minister Juan Ponce Enrile at saka si Ramos na Lt General ng PC palang... umpisa ng speech... " Malugod ko pong tinatanggap ang pagpunta sa pagtitipon na ito ni Hon. Min. (HONMIN) Juan Ponce-Enrile at Lt.Gen.(ELTIGEN) Fidel Ramos." Halos di magkamayaw ang tawanan noon na di alam ni Jun Labo na sya pala ang pinagtatawanan, dahil seryoso sya sa mga sinabi nya. Ng tanungin sya sa interview bakit ganoon daw ang pagkakasabi nya, ang sagot nya e yon daw ang nakasulat sa speech nya at binabasa lang nya... napagalitan ng husto ang speech writer pagkatapos.

i heard of something similar, again from mayor dela pena. ELTICOL (Lt. Col.) Dulay, DRACO (Doctora Co).

[BoEinG_747]

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