Bye Pilipinas, hello Filipinas?

**coiter** · July 1st, 2013 06:17 PM

added business for schoolbooks makers

**monty_GTV** · July 1st, 2013 06:21 PM

foreigner: where you from?
ofw: i'm from da Filifins
foreigner: what's your nationality?
ofw: i'm a Filifino
foreigner: i see, you were colonized by Spain right?
ofw: yes, and i'm haffy and froud to be wid Esfain
foreigner: but you are also colonized by the Americans?
ofw: no! i dont layk dem, paking americans huh!
foreigner: i heard you like basketball and boxing so much?
ofw: of kors, we hab an 8-time world tsamfiyon...manny facyaw!
foreigner: what's the name of your president? marcos? acqweno?
ofw: no, it's Finoy...

**chua_riwap** · July 1st, 2013 06:23 PM

"ako'y isang finoy sa puso't diwa
finoy na isinilang sa ating bansa"

sagwa........ bading ang dating.
gagalit si florante nyan.

**ess** · July 1st, 2013 06:27 PM

AFF -- Armed Forces of the Filifins?

FAF -- Filifin Air Force?

**ClaNker** · July 1st, 2013 06:39 PM

The Professional Heckler | "The problem with political jokes is they get elected.*"

THE KOMISYON sa Wikang Filipino or KWF wants the name Pilipinas changed to Filipinas to promote the official and modern name of the country. The KWF suggests that the name ‘Pilipinas’ on letterheads, stamps, and notepads be replaced with ‘Filipinas.’ I am not that familiar with the mandate of the KWF but this has to be asked: Anong problema n’yo?

Oh, here’s another phone-in question: Wala kayong magawa?

The great Virgilio Almario, KWF Chairman was also quoted to have said, “Unang dapat burahin ang ‘Philippines.’ Tatak ito ng patuloy na pag-iral sa ating utak ng pananakop ng mga Amerikano.” If we follow this ridiculous suggestion, the University of the Philippines will become University of Filipinas. How do we cheer then for the Fighting Maroons? UF Fight! Ang lavo!

Ang UAAP magiging UAAF
Malaking froblema!

Kahit itanong n’yo pa kay Tourism Secretary Mon Jimenez…
Ang “It’s more fun in Filipinas!” – hindi veventa!

Pati mga d’yaryo mag-aalsa:
Filipinas Daily Inquirer? Ano va?!
Eh ang Filipinas Star? Faano kikita?

Filipinas Stock Exchange?
Ano ‘yon? Pangalan ng casa?!

From PUP to PUF
Ayaw ng mga aktibista.

Philippine Normal University
Filipinas Normal University na.

Pati mga kadete, magwawala
Kapag naging Fee-M-A ang school nila.

Filipinas National Police?! Waley!
Armed Forces of Filipinas?! Kalurkey!

Narinig n’yo na ba ang balita?
May bagong bagyo raw na pumasok sa Filipinas Area of Responsbility.
Papunta na nga raw ito sa West Filipinas Sea.

Parang may mali!

Sandali.
Baka naman si PNoy, tawagin na ring F-Noy.
F-Noy!
F-Noy!
Hindi magandang ulit-ulitin
Parang tunog bastusin.

Filipinas Airlines… magagalit si Lucio Tan.
Filipinas Coast Guard: ‘di type ng fishermen.

Ang PAGASA, magiging FAGASA?
Baka maakusahan pa ng homophobia!

‘Buti na lang at ‘di Pilipinas ang P sa Pag-IBIG Fund
Kung naging Fag-IBIG ang drama
Mabubuwisit ang mga moralista!

Speaking of moralista…
Ang Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines
Magiging Catholic Bishops’ Conference of Filipinas na!
Mai-imbyerna sina Father at sasabihin “Over!”
Baka muling pag-initan ang “My Husvand’s Lober.”

Kaya sa Komisyon ng Wikang Filipino: Naku po… good luck!
Itong suggestion n’yo, isang malaking: watdapak!

Mabuhey ang mga vaklush!

**kinyo** · July 1st, 2013 06:47 PM

vakla ba si Virgilio Almario?

**falken** · July 1st, 2013 06:50 PM

Futang ina! Ayoko niyan!

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**Noel Salisipan** · July 1st, 2013 07:15 PM

Nanyari na yung ganitong sistema sa Pinas, hindi lang gaanong ramdam. Kagaya ng "morayta", nicanor reyes na pala. Kainis, kung saan-saan ako nasuot nung napaluwas sa Manila.

Ano ba naman yang mga naka-pwesto na yan. Nasabi lang na may nai-contribute pati spelling e pinapalitan!

**jick.cejoco** · July 1st, 2013 07:41 PM

similar to the idea of changing the Philippines to Maharlika, it is just another exercise of futility. whose idea is this again? another pilipino paggot?