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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    till death walang kawala.. dahil ba malapit na halloween kaya niya naisip to..?

    Besides the living, BIR now going after the dead to boost tax collection

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    #2
    Well there is a ghost employee after all

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    ^

    hahaha! there you go.

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    Very stupid approach, How many can they ago this, not much to meet their target of 50B. The solution is so damn simple yet they try doing it the hard way. Why don't just do good governance & zero corruption. This will make people contribute their tax willingly. Alam kasi ng lahat ng tax payers na ninanakaw lang ang mga binabayad nilang taxes so how the hell can you encourage them to pay honestly when those who are to spend them ain't honest as well.

    Go back to customs, fire Biazon and replace with Kim Henares.

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    Nakow, buhay ka, kusumisyon sa BIR

    Patay ka na, kunsumisyon pa rin

    Anong susunod? Travel tax for those who go to heaven or hell?


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    tax for the air you breath.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter View Post
    tax for the air you breath.

    Actually these guys would probably do a better job running planet earth (or the Philippines at least). I remember that Dr. Evil's company invested in Starbucks while he was in the freezer. :D

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    #8
    From George Harrison:


    Let me tell you how it will be
    There's one for you, nineteen for me
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

    Should five per cent appear too small
    Be thankful I don't take it all
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

    If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
    If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
    If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
    If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

    Don't ask me what I want it for
    If you don't want to pay some more
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

    Now my advice for those who die
    Declare the pennies on your eyes
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
    And you're working for no one but me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    Personally if it is just possible, I would want to suspend paying my taxes until they resolve in giving justice to the entire pork barrel scam.

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