what does RICE mean? [ARCHIVED]

[jave]

*miko:

Ang pinilit nyang gayahin (and spectacularly failing at that) ay yung Ferrari 599XX.

Now, imagine this situation...

You're driving a 458 Italia (di pwede 599xx kasi di street legal), and stop beside that piece of menstrual discharge on the road with its owner on it, on the lights. You bring the down your window, face the owner, and hold up a letter "L" using your fingers to your forehead.

Admit it, you'd want to do it.