a mitsu fanboi's discriminative bible
fanboi 1:1
in 'ze beginning...
'zer were no such things as cars
people were under 'ze void of shoelessness
and they must walk upon 'ze bleakness of 'ze ricepaddies barefooted
then 'zer were cars
and japs saw that it was good
'zen 'ze japs divided 'ze cars to crap and 'ze good
then 'ze cars were 'ze beginning of 'ze transport revolution
then 'ze japs made 'ze roads
and japs saw that it was good
then japs sayeth unto 'ze cars to dominate 'ze road
'ze crap be leadeth unto 'ze scrapyard
and 'ze good unto 'ze garage
then 'ze 2nd day was over
'ze japs made 'ze drift unto 'ze terrain once set foot upon by 'ze japs
then 'ze jap took 'ze crap from 'ze scrapyard and smoked 'ze good
and thus, 'ze AE86 was born
then 'ze third day was over
'ze jap seeing this, scrapped 'ze good and saye'th unto ze crap, make dominion over 'ze good and multiply in numbers
then 'ze fourth day was over
'ze jap created 'ze factory, and from it, blossomed crap after crap and 'ze japs saw that it was crap
soon, crap became scrap and dominated 'ze universe
then 'ze fifth day was over
then out of 'ze good came mitsu
and japs saw that it was good
it made dominance over 'ze terrains of 'ze world
and 'ze world saw that it was good
then 'ze sixth day was over
now that 'ze japs rested their case, 'ze world declared 'zat never they be once more be flooded by jap crap and made mitsu into 'ze colors of 'ze rainbow as a covenant 'zat will save them from crap


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