Quote Originally Posted by vito corleone View Post
it's because in some tribes in africa and the near east, in the morning of the first night of the newly-weds, a blood-stained bed sheet is presented by the newly-wed woman's family to the man's family as a proof of their daughter's virginity
This made me remember that joke about the newlyweds where the bride was no longer a virgin. When the guy realized that his wife of not-even-one-day was no longer chaste, he planned on getting some red paint for the sheets to be presented the next morning to his family.

Unfortunately, since it was dark, he mistakenly took the black paint, and smeared it on the center of the bedsheet.

Very, very early the next morning (the sun wasn't even awake yet!) the groom's family crashed the bedroom in excitement and when they found the black paint on the sheets... they exclaimed,

Wow! Abot hanggang apdo!

sabay



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