WORLD-SHAKING DISCOVERY.UFO found on the beach after killer tsunami

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WORLD-SHAKING DISCOVERY... UFO FOUND ON BEACH AFTER KILLER TSUNAMI
> Monday January 24, 2005
>
>
> An astounding discovery of cosmic proportions has been made in the
> wake of the horrific Asian tsunami that has killed more than
150,000
> men, women and children.
>
> Weekly World News has learned from a respected scientific source
that
> rescuers searching for survivors of the December 26 monster wave
> stumbled across a UFO half buried in the beach on Hong Island, a
> remote isle off the coast of Thailand.
>
> Thai officials have desperately tried to hush up the staggering
find,
> but WWN has managed to obtain top-secret photos of the craft,
which
> measures 90 feet across, and its insides taken by Thai solders and
> other officials probing the discovery.
>
> The source tells WWN that the drowned corpses of two space alien
> astronauts were found in the saucer-shaped craft's cockpit. Even
more
> incredible, a human abductee -- a Missoula, Mont., woman missing
> since October 31 -- was found strapped to an examination table in
a
> water-tight chamber. The source says she was naked, babbling
> incoherently and was possibly a guinea pig for ghoulish
experiments.
>
> "The human survivor, identified as 27-year-old Wendy Carpsdale,
has
> been airlifted to a medical facility in Bangkok," reveals Dr.
Robert
> Wilton, a leading Australian physicist with high-level contacts in
> the Thai scientific community.
>
> "She has thus far been unable to recall anything about either her
> abduction ordeal or the craft's disastrous encounter with the
massive
> tidal wave.
>
> "She is in good health under the circumstances, although the
presence
> of numerous probing devices in the exam chamber suggest her bodily
> orifices were subjected to rigorous scientific study and possible
> experimentation."
>
> The Thai government, which has seized the UFO, has imposed a total
> news blackout, with information ministry officials refusing to
> confirm any aspect of the sensational story.
>
> But scientific sources who believe the earthshaking discovery must
be
> shared with the whole world leaked the news along with dazzling
> photographs to Dr. Wilton, who passed them on exclusively to
Weekly
> World News.
>
> "The creatures found in the cockpit are classic 'gray-type' aliens
> with bulbous heads, elongated limbs and two belly buttons," says
the
> scientist, well known for his balanced writings about the
possibility
> of extraterrestrial life.
>
> "Clearly, they are not of this Earth." The 90-foot-in-diameter
craft
> was discovered January 6 on Koh Lao La Ding beach by a helicopter
> crew searching for survivors. "Hong Island is uninhabited,"
explains
> Dr. Wilton. "Hunting for survivors there wasn't a big priority --
the
> initial focus was on more densely populated areas. That's why the
> saucer lay in the sand for days before it was spotted."
>
> Experts aren't sure how the craft ended up in the water and on the
> beach. Thai scientists suspect the UFO was flying low to avoid
radar,
> when it was unexpectedly struck by the tidal wave.
>
> Dr. Wilton doubts that theory.
> "I believe this craft is a submersible" he explains. "This vehicle
> was almost certainly traveling beneath the surface when the
tsunami
> struck."
>
> It took investigators six hours to penetrate the hull of the
saucer
> using powerful, industrial-grade lasers.
>
> "It is made of an unknown metal alloy many times stronger than
> titanium," according to classified notes leaked to Dr. Wilton.
> Initial findings indicate they drowned.
>
> "The cockpit window had been breached and a preliminary autopsy
found
> they had water in their lungs," says Dr. Wilton. "Luckily, the
human
> abductee was in a watertight laboratory or she, too, would have
> drowned.
>
> "The girl was frightened and woozy. She kept moaning, 'Keep your
> filthy little gray hands off me.'"
>
> A data base on missing people kept by a UFO group identified her.
>
> "She turned out to be a Montana schoolteacher who vanished on her
way
> to a Halloween party," says Dr. Wilton. "Her clothes, including
the
> Martha Stewart mask she was wearing at the time, were found neatly
> folded in a cubbyhole."
>
> Other amazing discoveries reportedly found inside the saucer
include:
> • A ray gun capable of vaporizing a boulder the size of an
> African elephant.
> • A food synthesizer able to replicate any food.
> • A McDonald's Happy Meal.
> • Some sort of transporter capable of "beaming" living
> creatures.
> • Philippine Passport & a plastic pack of Boneless Bangus

[gretzy]

hoax ata eh

[BlueBimmer]

huh?? i knew there were aliens! hehehe

[ILuvDetailing]

Philippine Passport & a plastic pack of Boneless Bangus

mmm...

[5Speed]

oks na sana....kaya lang eh me Philippine passport and a plastic pack of boneless bangus na kasama dun sa mga nakuha....hehehehehe

[BlueBimmer]

made in sarangani boneless bangus?? hehe

[yebo]

langya yan, di kaya abu sayyaf yang mga yan? may na-kidnap tapos philippine passport and bonless bangus nyahahaha!

[Marc MD]

Philippine Passport? Boneless Bangus? si Mahal di ba nakita dun?

[bongliza]

Boneless bangus....he.he.he.he....aliens favorite food

[O!lman]

marinated na ba yung boneless bangus?

[kinyo]

gusto ko na sanang maniwala, kaso naman sa last paragraph ...

> • A ray gun capable of vaporizing a boulder the size of an
> African elephant.
> • A food synthesizer able to replicate any food.

ngek ... how would you ever know how to operate an alien's gadget?
ah, baka meron silang nakitang operator's manual ... na hindi rin mabasa?

[fredds]

lang ya...alien na illegal exporter ng boneless na bangus...

[gearspeed]

Hindi ako naniniwala sa UFO..

[Mardim]

matingnan nga sa snopes. Sa mga sentences nya at statements e hoax na hoax na kaagad.

[ghosthunter]

Galing ata sa "Chronicle" ito... :D

[silhouette]

wala na naman ba silang maimbento? tsk tsk... another hoax. at may Mcdonalds pa. baka nakalimutan nila yung Jollibee. har har har.

[van_wilder]

yun passport kanino? baka peke pa yan ah...

[BlueGirl]

baka naman ang "alien" na sinasabi nila eh Pilipino???akalain mo may passport pa??? bangus???sa dagupan ata galing???hehehe...

[mazdamazda]

looks like some joker inserted the passport thingie...

here's the link:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61248

though they aren't really the most reputable of all news agencies...

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though try googling for UFO & tsunami... you''ll see several reports of heavy UFO sighting around the Indian area before the wave struck...

[chain]

huh? Philippine Passport? Illegal Aliens siguro hehehehe...