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    WORLD-SHAKING DISCOVERY... UFO FOUND ON BEACH AFTER KILLER TSUNAMI
    > Monday January 24, 2005
    >
    >
    > An astounding discovery of cosmic proportions has been made in the
    > wake of the horrific Asian tsunami that has killed more than
    150,000
    > men, women and children.
    >
    > Weekly World News has learned from a respected scientific source
    that
    > rescuers searching for survivors of the December 26 monster wave
    > stumbled across a UFO half buried in the beach on Hong Island, a
    > remote isle off the coast of Thailand.
    >
    > Thai officials have desperately tried to hush up the staggering
    find,
    > but WWN has managed to obtain top-secret photos of the craft,
    which
    > measures 90 feet across, and its insides taken by Thai solders and
    > other officials probing the discovery.
    >
    > The source tells WWN that the drowned corpses of two space alien
    > astronauts were found in the saucer-shaped craft's cockpit. Even
    more
    > incredible, a human abductee -- a Missoula, Mont., woman missing
    > since October 31 -- was found strapped to an examination table in
    a
    > water-tight chamber. The source says she was naked, babbling
    > incoherently and was possibly a guinea pig for ghoulish
    experiments.
    >
    > "The human survivor, identified as 27-year-old Wendy Carpsdale,
    has
    > been airlifted to a medical facility in Bangkok," reveals Dr.
    Robert
    > Wilton, a leading Australian physicist with high-level contacts in
    > the Thai scientific community.
    >
    > "She has thus far been unable to recall anything about either her
    > abduction ordeal or the craft's disastrous encounter with the
    massive
    > tidal wave.
    >
    > "She is in good health under the circumstances, although the
    presence
    > of numerous probing devices in the exam chamber suggest her bodily
    > orifices were subjected to rigorous scientific study and possible
    > experimentation."
    >
    > The Thai government, which has seized the UFO, has imposed a total
    > news blackout, with information ministry officials refusing to
    > confirm any aspect of the sensational story.
    >
    > But scientific sources who believe the earthshaking discovery must
    be
    > shared with the whole world leaked the news along with dazzling
    > photographs to Dr. Wilton, who passed them on exclusively to
    Weekly
    > World News.
    >
    > "The creatures found in the cockpit are classic 'gray-type' aliens
    > with bulbous heads, elongated limbs and two belly buttons," says
    the
    > scientist, well known for his balanced writings about the
    possibility
    > of extraterrestrial life.
    >
    > "Clearly, they are not of this Earth." The 90-foot-in-diameter
    craft
    > was discovered January 6 on Koh Lao La Ding beach by a helicopter
    > crew searching for survivors. "Hong Island is uninhabited,"
    explains
    > Dr. Wilton. "Hunting for survivors there wasn't a big priority --
    the
    > initial focus was on more densely populated areas. That's why the
    > saucer lay in the sand for days before it was spotted."
    >
    > Experts aren't sure how the craft ended up in the water and on the
    > beach. Thai scientists suspect the UFO was flying low to avoid
    radar,
    > when it was unexpectedly struck by the tidal wave.
    >
    > Dr. Wilton doubts that theory.
    > "I believe this craft is a submersible" he explains. "This vehicle
    > was almost certainly traveling beneath the surface when the
    tsunami
    > struck."
    >
    > It took investigators six hours to penetrate the hull of the
    saucer
    > using powerful, industrial-grade lasers.
    >
    > "It is made of an unknown metal alloy many times stronger than
    > titanium," according to classified notes leaked to Dr. Wilton.
    > Initial findings indicate they drowned.
    >
    > "The cockpit window had been breached and a preliminary autopsy
    found
    > they had water in their lungs," says Dr. Wilton. "Luckily, the
    human
    > abductee was in a watertight laboratory or she, too, would have
    > drowned.
    >
    > "The girl was frightened and woozy. She kept moaning, 'Keep your
    > filthy little gray hands off me.'"
    >
    > A data base on missing people kept by a UFO group identified her.
    >
    > "She turned out to be a Montana schoolteacher who vanished on her
    way
    > to a Halloween party," says Dr. Wilton. "Her clothes, including
    the
    > Martha Stewart mask she was wearing at the time, were found neatly
    > folded in a cubbyhole."
    >
    > Other amazing discoveries reportedly found inside the saucer
    include:
    > • A ray gun capable of vaporizing a boulder the size of an
    > African elephant.
    > • A food synthesizer able to replicate any food.
    > • A McDonald's Happy Meal.
    > • Some sort of transporter capable of "beaming" living
    > creatures.
    > • Philippine Passport & a plastic pack of Boneless Bangus

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    #2
    hoax ata eh

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    #3
    huh?? i knew there were aliens! hehehe

  4. #4
    Philippine Passport & a plastic pack of Boneless Bangus
    mmm...

  5. Join Date
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    #5
    oks na sana....kaya lang eh me Philippine passport and a plastic pack of boneless bangus na kasama dun sa mga nakuha....hehehehehe

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    #6
    made in sarangani boneless bangus?? hehe

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    #7
    langya yan, di kaya abu sayyaf yang mga yan? may na-kidnap tapos philippine passport and bonless bangus nyahahaha!

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    #8
    Philippine Passport? Boneless Bangus? si Mahal di ba nakita dun?

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    #9
    Boneless bangus....he.he.he.he....aliens favorite food

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    #10
    marinated na ba yung boneless bangus?

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