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    huli ka!! :twisted:

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    na receive ko sa email: :D


    Last month was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday, I thought, Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday. And I felt a little better, someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.

    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis an enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, You know,it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we? I said, No, I guess not. She said, Let's go to my apartment. After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure, I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. All were singing Happy Birthday...





    ... and there on the couch I sat...








    naked. :oops:
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    hahaha!!! funny! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    nyak huli he he he he he h eh e :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    hehe..

    kala ko si sir boybi un eh..:mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiper
    hehe..

    kala ko si sir boybi un eh..:mrgreen:
    he he, matagal pa ako mag celebrate ng 45th birthday. tsaka nalang kapag ise-celebrate ko na :mrgreen:
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    :lol::lol::mrgreen: ooppsss hehhe

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    true to life ba ito? :twisted:

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by afrasay
    true to life ba ito? :twisted:
    parang.. hahahahaha :lol:

    peace :D

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    captured! :lol:

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    Bwahahaha!!! What a typical maniac boss would definitely do with circumstances athand! :mrgreen:

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    excited kasi eh!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    ngayon ko lang nabasa! sooo funny! parang totoo! :lol:

    wat will u do if ur caught in dat situation sir boybi?

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    grabe, who planned that? wife or secretary??/ i would definitely fired that secretary... kawawa naman yung boss nya.... embarassing

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    hahaha! if i was the guy, i'd blame my wife too kasi she was in on it and probably knew i'd be seduced by the secretary...

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    hehe....remember guys the golden rule: NEVER ADMIT ANYTHING!!!

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    kunwari pa si boybi! ikaw talaga to no? hehehe joke lang ser! :mrgreen:

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    very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
    kung kayo yung guy paano kayo lulusot niyan?

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