Why do men tell lies? Half truths are half lies.

**jim** · May 13th, 2005 06:14 PM

wala namang taong di nagsisinungaling, ke babae or lalaki basta ang pinaka-importante "PAG MAY NAGAWANG KASALANAN O KALOKOHAN WAG NANG IDAMAY ANG MAHAL SA BUHAY". kaya better to keep secrets than telling the truth that will hurt the relationship forever! that is kung hindi mahuhuli

**mikaztro** · May 13th, 2005 06:34 PM

"What you don't know won't hurt you" :D
"Mabuti na mang babae kesa manlalake!"
"Half lies aren't always half truths. It is what we call white lies."
"Innocent unless proven guilty"
"Harmless and wholesome......unless provoked."
"it takes two to tango"
"truth hurts"

**jerkky** · May 13th, 2005 06:58 PM

as for me, i only tell half truths when i'm half naked. pero kapag naked talaga all lies na like pakakasalan kita, mahal kita etc. joks lang hehe

seriously, hindi kasi brutal pag ganon eh. marahan 'ika nga. kumbaga eh hindi ka sinapok agad. kinurot ka lang ng unti-unti. although pag napag-isipan ng husto, mas painful itong mga half truths na ganito.

**mikaztro** · May 14th, 2005 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by jerkky

as for me, i only tell half truths when i'm half naked. pero kapag naked talaga all lies na like pakakasalan kita, mahal kita etc. joks lang hehe

seriously, hindi kasi brutal pag ganon eh. marahan 'ika nga. kumbaga eh hindi ka sinapok agad. kinurot ka lang ng unti-unti. although pag napag-isipan ng husto, mas painful itong mga half truths na ganito.

**SubaruSti** · May 14th, 2005 12:27 PM

Everybody Lies.

**OTO** · May 14th, 2005 12:39 PM

So they can sell Khaos Super Turbo Charger.

**swapcentral.ph** · May 14th, 2005 04:09 PM

Men don't lie "WE WORK AROUND THE TRUTH"

You have to set the grounds during the early stages of your relatonships... so lie you ass off... once she has accepted that you're a liar, then you can start telling the truth. It's just so darn exhausting to lie! It requires too much energy and effort! So at this point, you can sleep with your secretary, go home and tell the wife you did... if you set the stages right... she won't believe you... he he Not sure if it would really work but if somebody dares to try out my silly theory... feel free to do so...

someone sent me this the other day... it worked for this guys.. ha ha

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild ***, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told
the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and
dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and
drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the
house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having *** all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!".

**mikaztro** · May 14th, 2005 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by swapcentral.ph

Men don't lie "WE WORK AROUND THE TRUTH"

You have to set the grounds during the early stages of your relatonships... so lie you ass off... once she has accepted that you're a liar, then you can start telling the truth. It's just so darn exhausting to lie! It requires too much energy and effort! So at this point, you can sleep with your secretary, go home and tell the wife you did... if you set the stages right... she won't believe you... he he Not sure if it would really work but if somebody dares to try out my silly theory... feel free to do so...

someone sent me this the other day... it worked for this guys.. ha ha

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild ***, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told
the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and
dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and
drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the
house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having *** all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!".

Hahaha! Sounds familiar. :D Yup! Men don't lie, they just tell half truths..

**quiksie** · May 14th, 2005 05:27 PM

hindi lang men pati girls hehe peace

**empy** · May 14th, 2005 09:07 PM

we only lie when women ask us questions that cannot be answered truthfully:

"do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
"am i looking older?"
"you were out with that tramp again, weren't you?"
:D