Where Were You Last Night???

[crazy_chiq]

asan kaya ako tonight? nakakatamad mag ofc tonight... ho-hum... hehehe...

[ILuvDetailing]

magkakape lang siguro sa starbucks... COFFEE TIME!!!

[alwayz_yummy]

ko dito ulit sa shop..magbabantay ng ****o-surfing renters and typing jobs...

[crazy_chiq]

bat parang tuwang tuwa ka magkofi tonite? hmmmm...... :evillaugh

[karlbo]

went out to watch the phantom of the opera with my gf... OFF ko kasi.. pero kung hindi malamang nasa trabaho kasama si nugundam nyahahaha

nugundam resbay ako huhuhh

[NightRock]

Island Cove ako last night nag sea food trip then Island Song hehehe

[chris_d]

Last night I was at home watching Se7en, after that sleep na dahil maaga pasok ko sa work kanina, 6am.

[mikaztro]

I woke up with a huge hangover after attending client meeting night out.
I'm not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

I didn't even remember how I got home from the nightout. As bad as I was feeling, I wondered if I did something wrong.

I had to force myself to open my eyes, and the first thing I saw was a couple of Biogesic next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!

I sat up and saw my clothing in front of me, all clean and pressed. I looked around the room and saw that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

So, I took the Biogesic, cringes when I saw a huge black eye staring back at me in the bathroom mirror. Then I noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from my wife in lipstick!:

"Sweetheart, breakfast is on the table na, I left early to go to the office and buy some groceries later to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, sweetheart! Love, Edna

I stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. My son is also at the table, eating. I asked, "Anak... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, I asked my son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

My son replied, "Oh THAT!... Mommy dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

"Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"









Hehehe..I just edited these to make a good example for the young couples. Have a nice day to all.

[ILuvDetailing]

nyahahaha... buti yan ang sinagaw mo kundi... baka ma lorena bobit ka.

[alwayz_yummy]

sir mikaztro,

honestly,i like your post...hope i can do it when im drunk..(so please help me God)

honestly,havent taken the booze..sadyang mataba lang ako.tama ka for your married couple like me...

[gretzy]

i was on my way home to bicol

[bongliza]

working and working and working.....huh..unbalanced life

[OTEP]

I was asleep at home. Then Odell calls me up to tell me some doofus stole his rig.

Hindi na ko nakatulog until 3 am. Na-late pa ako ng pasok kanina. hehehe.

[baiskee]

had a magic carpet ride.

lumamon ng yellow cab pizza with other tsikoteers na papa. :D

[GlennSter]

bai..hanggang ngayon amoy yellow cab parin ang dighay ko....hehrehrer

[baiskee]

nyahaha...sarap ng kain natin dun. parang nagugutom tuloy ako.

psst..nagpaparinig. ;)

[GlennSter]

game ulit..mini eb
herhehrer

[baiskee]

aba..aba.. sige gawa ako ng thread. hehe

[empy]

ako, lumamon din. went out friday nite to this cheeseburger place where they put your name and picture on the wall if you can finish their special 1 pound cheeseburger. naturally, i tried to get my pic up on the wall.

well, i failed. and thought afterwards that i might need to go to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. right now i am sitting at home waiting for nature to take its course...hehe.

[baiskee]

ako, lumamon din. went out friday nite to this cheeseburger place where they put your name and picture on the wall if you can finish their special 1 pound cheeseburger. naturally, i tried to get my pic up on the wall.

well, i failed. and thought afterwards that i might need to go to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. right now i am sitting at home waiting for nature to take its course...hehe.

parang gusto ko nito. :D

finally...napanuod ko na rin "meet the fockers" hehe..kakatawa.